I’ll answer that – NOPE. Despite being a co-blogger on what is basically a gay porn blog for a couple of years, chastity devices had eluded my attention until today. Let me get this straight. You let another guy lock up your cock so you […]
Tag: Hot or Not?
Hot or Not: Tan Lines
I’m a big fan of tan lines. Not Tanlines the band—although they’re okay enough, I guess—but like the actual line you get from being outside in the summer with your shirt off. I’m too pale and/or burned to ever dream of having any sexy tan […]
Hot or Not: Jerking Off To Dead Porn Stars
Let’s clarify that post title for a moment. As you will note by the gallery below, we’re talking about porn content featuring performers who have since passed away. We don’t mean photos of porn corpses. That’s gross. We’ll highlight fisting, clown sex, and that balloon […]
Are You More (Or Less) Turned On By Sex With A Straight Guy?
In this particular Sean Cody video, Morgan seems overly excited that he’s going to get fucked by a straight guy. We don’t blame him for wanting Hunter‘s dick inside of him or anything. It’s just that, well, does it really matter if he identifies as […]
Hot Or Not: Beating Off While Sitting On A Traffic Cone
Here’s Rod Drainer from Hairy & Raw with a traffic cone stuffed up his ass and jacking off. This never occurred to me. I know an emergency room nurse, and you know all those stories about guys rolling up with bizarre items stuck in their assholes? […]
Hot or Not: Getting Fucked By A Foot
Nobody ever says, “When I grow up, I want to write about guys who fuck themselves with other people’s feet”. Yet, here I am, and I’m extremely happy with the way my life turned out. In a way, after over four years of doing this […]
Hot or Not: Double-Ended Dildos
Confession! I always thought double-ended dildos were stupid. While I haven’t come around enough to actually give them a try, Brenn Wyson and Sebastian Keys‘ 2012 scene for Men Over 30 forced me realize that, with a little creativity, they can be remarkably useful tools […]
Hot or Not: Parody Porn
I saw Edward Penishands. Some buddies and I watched it for a laugh. Well, I laughed. I was the only ‘mo there. I laughed until one of the girls came and she was a squirter. That’s when I went back to Gay Headquarters and re-upped […]
Hot Or Not: Mummification
A LOT goes down in this clip from Gangster Fuck. The sub guy gets all wrapped and bound up in plastic and tape. He is force-fed yogurt? That’s not a euphemism, it looks like the dude in charge is making him eat yogurt. Am I […]
Hot Or Not: Taping Up A Twink
You have to give the art director (is that even a thing on a porn set) some credit. He or she really went for a specific “look” when taping up Derreck Lynch’s hairy, twink ass. It’s kind of a Day-Glo late 90s rave thing. The paint-splattered/neon […]