After last week’s Battle of The Anonymous Cock, you were probably expecting another Battle of The Booty, right? Well, you guessed wrong, because we’re toning it down for this week’s edition of iPhone Wars. All of today’s competitors are (unfortunately) fully clothed. The last time […]
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Quickie: Italianno9
Generally, we try to avoid writing about models who don’t have actual names. When someone goes by an online alias, it’s not as easy to fantasize about shouting their name in bed. Maybe it’s just us, but “Fuck me harder, Italianno9!” doesn’t sound especially sexy. […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Matthew Evangelisti
Matthew Evangelisti is new to the whole modeling scene and was discovered by photographer Joseph Bleu. A modern-day James Dean, there’s no doubt in my mind we’ll be seeing more of this hottie in the near future. Everything about Matthew is sexy–the eyes, the lips […]
Nobody Stops Naked Tuesday. Nobody.
We've never heard of web series Neighbros. In fact, we're not sure if we ever want to hear anything about it. Of course, that doesn't mean we won't watch the latest episode entitled "Naked Tuesday". Why? Because it involves Scott Michael Foster's incredibly fuckable butt cheeks. […]
Top or Bottom?: Sebastian
Can you guess if a guy likes to take it up the ass just by looking at a few pictures? You may think you have a talent for it, but we're here to test your ability with the latest contestant of our Top or Bottom […]
Everything Butt: Lee
As much as I try to stick to the golden rule of "no meeting without a face pic", there are times when the other parts are so good that it's worth taking the risk. Who cares if he has a butterface if you're doing him […]
Would You Hit That?: Joe Manganiello
Executive producer Alan Ball isn’t holding back on the sex appeal of Joe Manganiello, the latest addition to the cast of HBO’s True Blood. Ball had this to say about the stud: “The first shirtless scene Joe had I was like, ‘Who has those abs?’ […]
Secret Sex: James Maslow
So last weekend I was watching Spongebob Squarepants. Don't judge! I had a hangover, and I needed to indulge something completely mindless. Plus, it led to an exciting discovery. During the commercial break, there was a promo for this show called Big Time Rush. I […]
Quickie: Jason W. King
Who wants to buy me a ticket to Amsterdam? I need to get myself to the Netherlands and try my hardest to bump into sexy model Jason W. King. It's not exactly clear what I'll do upon running into him, but there's a high chance […]
Unlockables: Choosing The Right Undies
As silly as it may sound, the underwear you wear in your profile picture can drastically influence your level of hotness. Don't believe me? That's a shame, because there's evidence in the two pictures above. Yes, they're both of the same guy. And I can't […]