ITEM – The Biebs is looking Helix Studios twink porn-ready! It’s his 19th birthday today, and Justin Bieber celebrated by showing off that fuck train-ready body to the paps in London. Frankly, I’ve always felt the saggy pants thing to be a little silly. Unless […]
Tag: Ian Somerhalder
Celebrity Studs Looking Sexy At The Teen Choice Awards
That surfboard trophy looks so friggin’ unwieldy. What if you didn’t come in a stretch Hummer? What if you’re one of those environmentally conscious celebs who rolled up in a Prius? Strap it to the top, I guess. Nickelodeon held their Teen Choice Awards and […]
Celebrity Skin: Ian Somerhalder
Do you watch The Vampire Diaries? Of course you don’t! You’re a grown ass man. If you’re going to watch vampires wreak havoc and deal with their cursed immortality, you might as well watch True Blood or Being Human. Of course, here’s the flaw in […]
Ian Somerhalder Makes Me Want To Lick My Own Taint
We have no idea where these pictures of Ian Somerhalder came from, but they’re somehow sexier than that time he got completely naked. His eyes are looking particularly stunning in these shots. Is he wearing guy-liner or something? Because if so, he can get away […]
Who Would You Rather?: Vampire Diaries Edition
Due to mere curiosity, I tuned into the pilot episode of The Vampire Diaries. The show unfortunately seemed a little tween-tastic for my tastes, but I did enjoy the actors they selected to play hottie vampires Stefan and Damon Salvatore. And thanks to Andy, I […]
Popular Demand: Cock And Ass
Who ever said that all gay men cared about is cock and ass? Well, according to this week's edition of Popular Demand, those two things are very high on your list of priorities. For the first week ever, our Everything Butt and Cock-A-Doodle Do Me […]
Celebrity Skin: Ian Somerhalder
Our celebrity skin this week is a young hottie whose cute face is totally matched by a hot body… and apparently a big cock! I'm talking about Ian Somerhalder, the gay guy in The Rules of Attraction and Boone from Lost. But it's shows like […]