A company called VM Enterprises is selling Condom Size, an app on the iPhone store that claims to “educate the male population on the proper condom placement and the proper condom size.” Oh, good. Because sometimes when you’re down at the Walgreens, you forget your […]
Bah! No one turns to Guys With iPhones to see cute guys wearing CLOTHES! Personally, i find a guy in a GQ smooth get-up WAY sexier than a dude flashing his butthole at me. Smart shirt/tie/vest combo > your dusky rosebud. Here’s a collection of […]
Spandex is a privilege, not a right. Some people should keep their compression shorts under wraps, other dudes should only be ALLOWED to wear those full suits that drunk guys wear to sporting events now. These five guys have earned that privilege. Which one of […]
Dewitt described “sink dicks” as a “mesmerizing” new phenomenon, and he’s totally right. This week’s “iPhone Wars” is being waged between dudes laying their big cocks on the edge of their sinks. If your dong is so long that it sometimes needs extra support, a […]
Whoo-hoo! The first time I get to run “iPhone Wars”! It’s an honor and a privilege, Dewitt! One of the most wondrous things about that little rectangle of Apple technology is that it seems to magically coerce hot guys into taking hot pics of themselves […]
None of today’s iPhone Wars contestants are wearing any pants. They are, however, keeping their shirts on, which means they’re basically one step closer to being characters from Duck Tales. We enjoy this. Even if some of them aren’t showing off nearly enough skin. Rest […]
“Fuck, Marry, Block” is nothing if not topical. Politicians can sometimes be a lascivious sort. Perhaps the urge to serve in a governmental capacity and be in the spotlight also manifests itself as an urge to put your penis or a pic of it where […]
I’m always wary of labeling other men as “daddies”, considering some guys might perceive it as an insult implying that they “look old”. But whatever! The four contestants in today’s edition of iPhone Wars all have one big thing in common–I want to sit on […]
Everyone smiles in the same language! Or feel free to insert your own random cliché. The important part is that these four guys all have big-ass grins on their face, and it’s up to you to decide wh0 you’d rather insert in your… Well, use […]
Have you downloaded Manhunt‘s app for the iPhone or Android? Because you totally should! With any luck, you might hook-up with one of the contestants in today’s edition of iPhone Wars. These four men are showing off their bulges in everything from tighty whities to […]
