I’ve only been running this bitch since July but I have almost completed a rough draft of “Michael Xavier’s Hottest Guys In Porn List.” It numbers 20 and that’s probably way too much BUT DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO NARROW IT DOWN TO JUST […]
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Solo Artist: Meet Cassian. He’s Good With Balls.
Hah, that post title occurred to me as Cassian ran up, playing with his balls. I’m here all weekend, folks! Here’s Sean Cody’s newest solo act, and he had damn well better be on his way to filming scenes with one of the studio’s many […]
Solo Artist: Meet Ray
Ray’s here to do some work on your house. You’ve got a hole in the ceiling. It’s entirely possible that the hole wasn’t there before Ray got here. Because his cock could have done that damage. Truthfully, his big, hard boner might have escaped his […]
Solo Artist: Handsome Chris Kohler Beats Off
Hey, I’m back on Gay Hoopla again. Seriously, the guys are fucking hawt and I should be ashamed…I should be scolded…I should be spanked (please?) for ignoring this site for so long. Check out Chris Kohler. He is a GOOD-LOOKING man. He is a sexy […]
Solo Artist: Louis From Sean Cody
Louis is a handsome young man from Sean Cody with a sexed-up gym body who’s more than happy to grip his dick and massage it in an up-and-down motion until he eventually spurts cum for your delight. You should grip YOUR dick and emulate him. […]
Solo Artist: Luca From American Muscle Hunks Blows A Load On Himself
Luca’s a dancer. You can probably tell. American Muscle Hunks’ Luca is a dancer by trade. This is pretty obvious, as he has muscles in all the right places. And he has SCHLONG. Notice that gorgeous arc of flesh as it just hangs there, waiting […]
Beefy Fuckers: Scandal! “Rocke” From Active Duty Is “Ronin” From ChaosMen!
Men, can we please keep our porn names straight? I’m easily confused. Yesterday, you may remember that I was gushing (yes, that is an allusion to precum and then my eventual load) over Ronin from ChaosMen. He’s a beautiful beefy fucker, with a big sexy […]
UK Hot Jocks: Introducing Felix Chase!
Meet Felix! UK Hot Jocks’ latest find is the flexible young Felix Chase. His first shoot takes place in UK Hot Jocks’ locker room. Felix is very turned on by his current circumstances. He’s turned on by the underwear. He’s so turned on that he’s […]
Active Duty’s Craig Cameron Is Probably Not 25, But Who Cares
All we care about is that he’s legal. My only issue with Active Duty’s latest active Craig Cameron is when he tells the interviewer that he’s 25. Um…I’m not feeling that. But that in no way affects how fucking hot he is, and how hot […]
Let’s Watch American Muscle Hunks’ Ben Krane Interfere With Himself
Harder. HARDER. The swarthy-sexy Ben Krane lets the American Muscle Hunks camera in on him playing with himself. He’s well-known for his solo cam shows, and now he’s been scooped up by the Hunks. His olive skin and otter-body prove a tempting treat, especially if […]