Dude needs to bust a nut. I could watch American Muscle Hunks’ cocky bastard Johnny V do just about anything. Put up wallpaper. Mow the lawn. Do his taxes. Beat off with a sex toy. I’d much rather watch him do that last one, though. […]
My current obsession is Internet character and self-described “messy bitch,” Joanne The Scammer. She’s a bewigged ne’er-do-well and human performance art piece lampooning racial divisions and consumer culture. She thrills me to NO end. So how excited was I then when I found out that […]
I want that onesie. I already have the binoculars. Trent is just hanging out at home in his cute onesie, when he starts feeling horny. So he starts using his binoculars to see what he can see out of his window. Something out there catches […]
Aussie man locator Bentley Race was in Texas, and met up with piece of ass Jay Mercer. It was Jay’s first time submitting to the gay porn gaze, and hopefully we’re going to see a lot more from him. We’re definitely going to see his […]
The answer: very little. My only issue (and it’s tiny) with Sean Cody’s stunning new find Vincent is that he claims he’s into hairy chests and that he’s so hairy himself that he’s a “mini-bear.” Nice. I’m on board, and ready to feel my dick […]
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, muscle daddy […]
Andres Vergel might be completely fucking flawless. So my plan is to learn absolutely nothing about him that could potentially ruin all of this for me. Because, GODDAMN: I’m off to bed to dream about big muscle bottoms with fun accents. Delicious. -tyler
David Beckham had to jack his dick to photos of an 80s rugby champ to satisfy the initiation for Manchester United. Hazing is a beautiful thing. This Thanksgiving we went around the table and said that for which we were thankful. My brother mentioned his […]
I’m of two minds on Davey Wavey. I understand those who feel he’s a little irritating. Cuz’ he is. But I also can’t knock his hustle or his progress in the gym. And I particularly like when he films these “Straight Guys…” clips. It’s where […]
I spelled “skater boy” in that fashion in tribute to Avril Lavigne. Do you think those skater types are fucksy? (fucksy©) They’re usually younger, their pants are sagging, they land those moves that terrify pedestrians, and you know they have sweaty balls. That would make […]
