Is anyone else excited for this episode of Man Vs. Wild? Survivor type Bear Grylls took terribly hot actor Jake Gyllenhaal along with him to the Icelandic wilderness for his season premiere. According to the press release: For two days, Bear and Jake embark on […]
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Shut The Fuck Up, Blake Shelton
(He’s actually not that bad-looking, so I used the least attractive pic I could find to illustrate my point.) Blake Shelton reads like he might be a big ole’ dickhead. – J. Harvey To find out why, Follow the JUMP:
Gay Ass Gossip: Absolutely Nothing To Do With The Royal Wedding Edition
ITEM – Alex Pettyfer is the Miss Manners of beej etiquette. In the latest issue of VMAN magazine, the I Am Number Four actor reveals that he has a tattoo right above his junk that reads “thank you.” His reasoning? “In case I forget to […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Robert Pattinson To Be Shirtless Again
ITEM – Catch that swooning Goth tween, Robert Pattinson will be going sans top in an upcoming film. He tells EW that he’s gonna be givin’ us that thinspo for David Cronenberg‘s Cosmopolis. “I have to change my body shape quite a bit. I’m playing […]
The Peters Twins Have Another Foursome
We feel bad for anyone who has to do a scene with the Miloh and Elijah Peters. Someone as notable as Jake Gyllenhaal could fuck these guys, and all anyone would be able to talk about are the controversial “Peters Twins“. Honestly, it’s practically impossible to […]
Aural Only: Taylor Swift
Is it even worth posting a new music video by Taylor Swift? That’s what we asked ourselves this morning, as we sifted through potential selections for today’s edition of Aural Only. Sure, there’s no denying that Swift’s a country-pop superstar with three multi-platinum albums. But […]
Is Ryan Reynolds The Ultimate Gay Fantasy?
According to OUT magazine’s first annual sex and love survey, gay men would be most likely to cheat on their partners with Ryan Reynolds. How predictable! Other answers on the poll included Brent Corrigan, Madonna, Chord Overstreet, the Svedka fembot, Matt Bomer, Steve Martin and […]
Celebrity Skin: Jake Gyllenhaal
The entire marketing campaign for Love & Other Drugs revolved around Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway promising a whole lot of gratuitous nudity. Consequently, the internet exploded when an alleged dick picture of Gyllenhaal made the rounds. Was it actually his penis? Or just some […]
Popular Demand: Cayden Ross, Jack Mackenroth & More!
How do you feel about porn star Cayden Ross engaging in a little flip-fuck action? Well, it seems like you’re huge fans, because Mr. Ross took first place as last week’s Most Popular entries. Of course, he couldn’t have done it without a little help […]
Celebrity Skin: Jake Gyllenhaal
We assume you’ve seen the alleged picture of Jake Gyllenhaal‘s penis from Love and Other Drugs. It’s been all over the place within the past couple of days, as folks fiercely debated whether it’s real, prosthetic, photoshopped or attached to a random stunt double. Considering […]