I don’t give a DAMN if Jason Derulo‘s all boo’d up with that goody two shoes American Idol has-been Jordin Sparks. There ain’t NOTHING in this world that’s gonna stop me from pulling down his drawers and letting his gigantic DICK flop right on down […]
As you might recall, I wasn’t particularly enthusiastic about Jason Derülo‘s debut single “Whatcha Say”. That might explain why our review of his debut album read like a three-paragraph backhanded compliment. However, when it all comes down to it, the guy’s clearly got a gift […]
What's the most surprising thing about Jason Derülo's self-titled debut? That it's actually enjoyable. The lyrics are predictably cliché, and they're (even more predictably) delivered with the assistance of auto-tune. If this guy possesses any true talent, it certainly isn't showcased very well on this […]
