Throw your crusty thong-wearing faves into a dumpster and make some room for future dance-pop queen Betty PHUCKING Who! On her new single “You’re In Love”, this tall-ass hot bitch tells her man he’s in love with her because she’s flawless as ALL fuck, and […]
Tag: Jessica Simpson
Gay Ass Gossip (Hurricane Sandy Edition): Joe Simpson Really Embracing The Gay Thing
Recently, Jessica Simpson’s mom Tina filed for divorce from her husband of 34 years – Jessica and Ashlee Simpson‘s father (and manager) Joe. The picture above illustrates why. Girlfriend came out. Girlfriend came out of the closet HARD. Girlfriend came out of the closet so […]
Jessica Simpson’s Bitch Engages In Lesbian Romance
And now for the most important news item of the day. Former pop-singer, reality television star and "person who we're not really sure why we still care about" Jessica Simpson recently posted a tweet announcing that her dog loves eating cooch. It read, "Daisy and […]
Nick Lachey Throws His Hands Up, Proclaims Single Lady Status
Back in the day, I had a huge crush on former 98 Degrees member Nick Lachey. I had high hopes that his relationship with Jessica Simpson was meant to cover up other inclinations, but then he went and dated that Vanessa Minnillo character. He really couldn’t […]
Aural Only: Eminem
Despite the fact that he throws around the word "fag" like nobody's business, I know plenty of gay men who are very into Eminem. So when I saw his new video for "We Made You" this morning, I considered sharing it with you all until […]
5 Factor Diet By Harley Pasternak
TGIF Honey Sippers! So I came up with this idea where the first Friday of each month, I’ll search for a work out and/or diet plan for all of you Muscle Marys and Gym Bunnies. This month’s first feature is celebrity personal trainer/nutritionist Harley Pasternak. […]