When Jimmy Fanz‘s fuzzy butt’s part of the equation, my dick and I are prone to making hyperbolic statements that might not be one-hundred percent accurate. However, top-level researchers for The Institute of My Dick have confirmed that the hirsute power bottom’s new video with […]
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The Ten: Tayte Hanson Is The Sexiest Man of The Moment
If you asked me a week ago if Cocky Boys model Tayte Hanson would follow Andrew Justice as the next “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, I would have taken a moment to carefully consider the typical type of guy who’s dominated The Ten over the […]
FUCK YES: Jimmy Fanz Bottoms For Dominic Santos On Randy Blue
This is pretty much a perfect pairing. In one corner, you’ve got fuzzy power bottom Jimmy Fanz, a modern-day porn star whose hairy hole and dick-worshiping abilities have earned him a permanent residency in our spank banks. Across from him, you’ve got self-sucking newcomer Dominic […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Bearded Men, Big Ol’ Boners & Butt Fucking
Some people think that the “trend” of beards has ruined gay porn as we know it, polluting it with basic bitches who wouldn’t have ever seen the day in the so-called glory days of the industry. Other people (like me) wish those people would shut […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Moaning, Grunting & Dirty Talk
True, true! Guys who get verbal in porn have been known to overdo it, but when the right words or sounds come out naturally, it can enhance a scene and make it 10,000 times more orgasmic than if you were merely watching the action on […]
Everything Butt: Jimmy Fanz Has The Best Hairy Butt In The History of Hairy Butts!!!!!!!
It has come to my attention that we have not spoken about Jimmy Fanz and his amazing hairy butt this week! My name is Dewitt’s Dick, and while I may not have any sense of time since I am a penis, I know that I […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Cum On Your Tongue
There’s something for everyone on today’s edition of The Cock Buffet, whether you like it hairy or smooth, young or old, raw or rubbery, kinky or vanilla and the list goes on. Yeah, I know! Twinky sluts Tim Campbell and Claude Sorell (pictured above) might […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Christian Wilde (III)
Holy fuck! Christian Wilde and Jimmy Fanz may have just dethroned Dato Foland and Landon Conrad as the “most aesthetically pleasing pair” of 2014. As previously noted, the two appear together in Raging Stallion‘s beautiful two-part film Open Road, a release which has so far […]
Now Presenting: The Hottest Cock Sluts of 2013
The moment has finally come! After hours upon hours of watching butts get filled to capacity with large cocks—and consequently agonizing over these rankings—I am ready to trust my instincts and announce 2013’s “Hottest Cock Slut“. Traditionally, this award goes to the gay porn model […]
Everything Butt: The Most Astonishing Holes of 2013
Welcome to the 2013 “Butthole of The Year” countdown! Before you move on, I should stress that this countdown should be taken lightly. There are surely some worthy holes that I left off this list, and truth be told, there may even be some on […]