It's a shame when absurdly gorgeous men run out of clean clothes, with no choice but to walk around in skimpy white briefs until their laundry's finished drying. Oh, who am I kidding? It's not a shame at all! Hell, if I walked into my […]
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Quickie: Neal
Who's up for getting tackled? Sexy model Neal posed with some football gear in a shoot with photographer Barry Muniz, and the resulting images are sure to inspire some locker room naughtiness. Of course, that may have more to do with the fact that he's only […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Fit & Hairy
Prepare yourself for a difficult decision! Today's edition of iPhone Wars features four hairy hunks for you to choose from, and even I'm wishing there could be an "all of the above" option. Every time I make up my mind about which guy would look best […]
Caption This: Can Of Dick
You weren't very receptive to our
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Curt
Every man can't be as absurdly hung as the two men featured in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series. And wouldn't the world be a boring place if they were? Just imagine all those ten to eleven inch cocks constantly flopping about and working their way […]
Ugh, Here’s That Gay Taylor Swift Parody
This same-sex crush version of Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me" has gotten more action than a pass-around bottom this week, but I've resisted posting it due to my ridiculous bias against all-male acappella groups. They just think they're so cool with their voices! And […]
Everything Butt: Gennaro
If you're an avid follower of our Everything Butt series, you may have noticed that things have been very
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Hard-Ons
There aren't any gimmicks for this week's edition of iPhone Wars. Nope! All we have are four studs with rock hard cocks, and they're competing to discover whose member you'd rather have slamming down your throat. Or other openings in your body (and no, I'm […]
Alex & Ryan Get Lucky (Literally)
After all that hullaballoo about Malachi Marx coming
Quickie: Craig Heier
It's quite fitting that the tagline for Fantasticsmag's latest spread "Underneath It All" is "Big man; little clothing". Muscular model Craig Heier shows off his body in an array of sexy undies, and he's packing a pretty hot bulge in those trunks. Not to mention, his booty's being […]