Based on the shocking number of page views for almost all of the Drawn To You posts, MHD readers love some imagination-based dicks. And I can’t agree more with what good taste you guys have. As I’ve said before, Handjobs magazine gave me some of […]
Tag: jocks
Everyone Is Versatile.
Today’s installment of our “(Don’t) Assume The Position“ took a long time to prepare due to the following reasons—1) Everyone on Manhunt seems to be fucking versatile, 2) We had to pause to hyperventilate over EDMjock‘s body, as well as that picture of matts98sc grabbing […]
88 Sexy Gentlemen To Help You Jizz Away Your Valentine’s Day Blues
Smell that? It’s the scent of loneliness in the air! I’d like to personally punch the cruel son of a bitch who scheduled Valentine’s Day smack dab in the middle of the dead of winter. If it weren’t already enough for us to deal with […]
Caption This: The Cowboy Hat
This one’s pretty simple! A college frat boy reclines outdoors with his arms behind his head, showing off his hairy pits and spreading his legs wide open in a pair of short orange swim trunks. A cowboy hat rests over his crotch, begging us to […]
The Locker Room: Grady Sizemore
Grady Sizemore has signed with the Boston Red Sox. This is amazing for two reasons. A) He’s incredibly hot, and he will be changing in a locker room on the regular a scant seven minutes from my cubicle. Because you never know! B) It gives […]
The Locker Room: Eddy Alvarez
We did promise you the 2014 Team USA mens’ bobsledding team in this Locker Room post, but Eddy Alvarez‘s booty popped up. He’s a speedskater, and you’re going to want to get into his bodysuit. He’s 5’5″, so you could keep him in your pocket […]
The Locker Room: Hot Winter Olympians 2014
Yes, the 2014 Winter Olympics are being held in a country where gay people are slightly more welcome than smallpox. There’s no way to change it. Because the Olympics are revenue for a lot of people, and there’s no way bitches are going to choose […]
The Boys From Fratpad Vastly Improve A Lame Madonna Song
You Madge men, don’t hiss and scratch at me just yet. I AM a Madonna man. LOVE ME SOME MADGE. Her 2008 collaboration with super-producer Pharrell Williams, “Give It 2 Me,” just didn’t inspire me. It’s just not up there with her other fantastic singles. […]
The Locker Room: Saúl Álvarez
Saúl Álvarez is a Mexican pro boxer known in his country as “El Canelo”. It translates as “cinnammon” because of his ginge. Isn’t that precious? Isn’t he precious? He’s so hunky and has that baby face with the freckles. But then you get in the […]
The Locker Room: Trevor Knight (The Non-Porn One)
“Trevor Knight” was trending on Twitter this morning, and it was exciting! It looked like he had finally gotten the mainstream recognition he so richly deserves. But it wasn’t OUR Trevor Knight people were tweeting about. This Trevor Knight is a college football star who […]