Self-abuse isn’t always a bad thing. I have opined in the past that Nick Jonas is the only straight boy from the late, not-lamented-just-yet Jonas Brothers band. Knowing this, he’s still the Jonas I want wrecking my ass with his Jonas tool. Nick’s in an […]
What’s that sobbing and wailing you’re hearing? It’s the ten young women who hung on to their Jonas Brothers obsession after they moved out of their tweens because the Jonas Broshave broken up! Done! Gone! Hang it up, Melissa and pass it off to the […]
I’m a filthy liar. The Jonas Brothers sat down with OUT magazine to whore their upcoming new album and pose for pics (which is the only reason they’re still showing up on magazine covers – cuz’ they grew up hot). It’s Out, so they were […]
HONEY! I just got back from unwindulaxing with Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas and Other Jonas after meeting those hot SLUTS on Manhunt, and you just KNOW that my jaw is gonna be aching for days after swallowing their DICKS down to the base and tonguing […]
We’re always talking about how sexy Joe Jonas is, and how he’s probably into the D. We neglect to mention that he’s got a good sense of humor. Some tween asked Joe to bring her to her school dance. Instead of ignoring her ass, Joe […]
ITEM – SCANDAL! This is one way to revive a flagging career. Word on the streets says that Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers taped himself having sex with some model chick and it’s going to be released online on April 3rd. This is probably […]
That surfboard trophy looks so friggin’ unwieldy. What if you didn’t come in a stretch Hummer? What if you’re one of those environmentally conscious celebs who rolled up in a Prius? Strap it to the top, I guess. Nickelodeon held their Teen Choice Awards and […]
We see you flipping the bird at us, Joe. You can do it openly. Jesus and Walt Disney would understand. If those sneakers weren’t waving a pride flag, than Joe Jonas’ friend’s erect nipple sure is. It did our hard-ons good to see that sexy […]
ITEM – Yes, stirring some shit up over here. These pics were over on DListed, but I cover for Michael K. occasionally so he wouldn’t slap me for ganking em’. I think. Girl, don’t call your lawyer. I only took 3! This is Joe Jonas […]
The Jonas Brothers may not be on all the tweens’ lips anymore (just go with it) but it’s ok. They’ve entered the next phase of their careers. Being hot. It’s a legit phase! They are all kinds of sexy now. Unfortunately, the gay community is […]
