Is anyone excited to see the new Alice in Wonderland? I'm a big fan of Tim Burton's work, though I'm a little skeptical after what he did with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Luckily, the original story by Lewis Carroll is fucked up enough to work […]
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Is Robert Pattinson Really The Most Handsome Man?
Oh, hell to the no! Look, I'm not one of those people who can't understand why people find Robert Pattinson attractive. I'd hit that all night and send him a MANHUNT message a week later to hit it again. Not that we're implying he has […]
Which Cartoon Characters Are Too Gay to Function?
AfterElton compiled a list of 9 cartoon characters that "totally ping their gaydar", and I can't seem to grasp how they managed to leave Spongebob Squarepants off the list. While we're on the topic, how could they leave off Spongebob's neighbors Patrick and Squidward? If […]
I’m Too Sexy for this Eye Patch
Did you know that the movie Pirates of the Caribbean was based on a ride at Disney Land? You get in a fake little boat and cruise past a series of eye-patched, swarthy automatons singing pirate songs. Since the success of the movie franchise, Disney […]
Tim Burton to Remake Alice in Wonderland
Tim Burton’s next project is Alice in Wonderland, and who else would play the Mad Hatter but Johnny Depp. The most popular movie version of Lewis Carroll’s masterpiece has been Disney’s animated cut made in 1954. In one sense, Burton remade Charlie and the Chocolate […]
Johnny Depp is Making Bank!
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Johnny Depp is Amazing
Johnny Depp is considered one of the hardest working men in Hollywood for good reason. He has signed up for a fourth installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, which has earned 2.6 BILLION dollars at the box office! After the crappy third one, I […]