Self-abuse isn’t always a bad thing. I have opined in the past that Nick Jonas is the only straight boy from the late, not-lamented-just-yet Jonas Brothers band. Knowing this, he’s still the Jonas I want wrecking my ass with his Jonas tool. Nick’s in an […]
What’s that sobbing and wailing you’re hearing? It’s the ten young women who hung on to their Jonas Brothers obsession after they moved out of their tweens because the Jonas Broshave broken up! Done! Gone! Hang it up, Melissa and pass it off to the […]
I’m a filthy liar. The Jonas Brothers sat down with OUT magazine to whore their upcoming new album and pose for pics (which is the only reason they’re still showing up on magazine covers – cuz’ they grew up hot). It’s Out, so they were […]
Gah. That’s really all there is to say. This is Nick Jonas previewing his shoot for Men’s Fitness. It’s comforting to know if I ever become a pop star and my music career loses a little traction, I can always go and get JACKED and […]
HONEY! I just got back from unwindulaxing with Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas and Other Jonas after meeting those hot SLUTS on Manhunt, and you just KNOW that my jaw is gonna be aching for days after swallowing their DICKS down to the base and tonguing […]
Unfortunately, you won't be seeing any of the Jonas Brothers naked on Manhunt Daily, at least not any time in the near future. Though we're anxiously awaiting a leak of Kevin's wedding night sex tape, our only other hope for (legal) nudie pics lies with middle […]
As proven on their latest tour, The Jonas Brothers really like to play dress-up. Joe Jonas has been spotted dressed as a grape and sporting a Saved By The Bell-inspired costume. He was later joined by Kevin and Nick, who threw on some ketchup and […]
The wait is over! The second skit featuring everyone's favorite drag queen Varla Jean Merman is here. This time around Varla gives tips on how to prepare for a trick before he comes over to get you off. Watch closely boys, you might learn a […]
Denise Jonas, whose vagina spawned everyone's favorite virginal boy band, has spoken with Good Housekeeping about those pesky purity rings. She said, "They are men. They have desires. They have testosterone. If they make a mistake, I'm not going to hate them. I don't think […]
When God created gay men, he clearly had the foresight to wire our DNA with the moves for Beyonce's "Single Ladies" dance. Obviously! The man had a plan, and it involved us knowing how to flip our wrists in such a way that would inspire hundreds […]
