A brand-new year is upon us. And, allow me, THANK FUCKING GOD. 2016 has been one flick to the nuts after another, and not in the good way that you masochists like. A complete pustule of a human being has been put into power here […]
Tag: Jordan Levine
Here’s MY Late Christmas Gift – More Porn With Jordan Levine!
Oh, Jordan Levine. I didn’t find you hogtied under my Christmas tree yesterday but I did see that you’re starring in Bromo’s Submission, Part 3! That’s still a gift! Submission features Bromo dudes pretending they’re UFC dudes fighting and then fucking. It’s a good idea […]
Here’s The Final Chapter Of Drill My Hole’s Christmas Saga!
The creators of Drill My Hole’s Ghosts Of Christmas: A Gay XXX Parody must have had two goals in mind. The first goal was to produce Christmas-themed gay porn and the more of that the better. The second was to celebrate Jordan Levine. Jordan is […]
Drill My Hole Has More Christmas Porn!
I never knew I wanted this pairing until it happened. Christmas IS magic! Drill My Hole put my new boyfriend (yes, I know I say that about all of these pro fuckers, but this one is sssooooo my type – bearded, beefy and good at […]
Twitter Feed (Me): Porn Guys Love To Tweet
Sometimes, when I need to disengage from my hectic schedule of porn blogging, I go on Twitter to find out what my favorite fuckers-for-cash are up to. They’re usually up to sexy things like working out, or taking selfies of their dicks, or dancing in […]
Yay, The Christmas-Themed Porn Is Here!
The sad thing is Drill My Hole’s take on A Christmas Carol is actually BETTER and follows the source material more closely than 1992’s A Muppet Christmas Carol! I tried watching that shit last night as part of my “Michael Xavier’s 30 Days of Non-Porn […]
Raw Dogs: Bromo Has An Interesting Idea About How To Deal With Trump Supporters
Before I get into this Bromo scene let me preface my coverage with an assertion that sex should be between two or more consenting adults. That being said – here’s Evan Marco, Jordan Levine, and Trevor Long sorta-raping a stand-in for a Trump supporter played […]
Bromo: Jordan Levine Shows Jake Ashton Some Moves
And by “moves” I mean Jordan Levine shows Jake Ashton how to really fuck a butt. Like throw that butt down and RAM IT. Stuff your dick in it, hard and fast. Make that slap slap slappity sound from ferociously fucking that butt. It’s Part […]
Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Cheat On Your Girlfriend
Especially if your girlfriend is good with knots. I know this is two Bromo posts in one day. I swear that I’m not getting a kickback from them. It’s just that, after I had already posted about how hot Brad Banks is and Tom Faulk’s […]
If You’ve Ever Wanted To Experience A Bondage/Rape Fantasy With A Football Player, Here’s Your Post
There’s just something sexy about a guy with his mouth taped shut. And in football pants, no less! Hot fucker Jordan Levine hires a hooker (played by bubble-butted Beau Warner) to model football gear for him. He likes what he sees as Beau fits his […]