Nice work, Ginny. Federal judge Virginia Phillips ordered the U.S. military to stop enforcing the infamous ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy today. Her Honor ruled that the military must act “immediately to suspend and discontinue any investigation, or discharge, separation, or other proceeding, that may […]
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Judge Says DOMA Is Unconstitutional!
Today two separate rulings in federal courts have seriously put into doubt the legality of DOMA (The Defense Of Marriage Act), that law that keeps marriage between a man and woman on the federal level. So, this is great news! It doesn’t mean the law […]
Top or Bottom?: Muzo
You've already seen Muzo warmed up from this morning's feature on Ricky Martin, this one should be a piece of cake. Except in this case, you'll eventually find out the answer! So what do you think–does the man behind Muzophile prefer to take it like […]
Could Elton John Replace Simon Cowell?
When news that Simon Cowell would be abandoning American Idol hit the net, those who watched the show were left with one big question–who's evil enough to fill his shoes? If TMZ's sources can be believed, the answer may be none other than Sir Elton John. According to […]
Simon Cowell Quits American Idol
Your mother may have told you that winners never quit and quitters never win, but she obviously wasn't able to see Simon Cowell's future. Rumors that the acid-tongued and brutally honest American Idol judge would be jumping off ship have been circulating for quite some […]
Judge Jackoff Presiding
Have you ever wondered what a judge wears under his robe? Apparently, in Oklahoma, there's nothing, unless of course you count the penis pump. Donald D. Thompson has been officially disbarred for stroking off during trials, or as the court said: "displaying a complete ab-dick-ation […]