Y’all ain’t EVER gonna believe what just happened to Ms. Boulangerié Knowles! I was getting my nails done UP at the salon owned by my cousin’s hairdresser’s cousin Pâtisserié Rowland‘s hairdresser cousin, Menagerié Williams. We were talking SHIT as usual, throwing shade at Justin Timberlake for […]
Remember back in 2007 when Justin Timberlake attempted to casually diss Prince in Timbaland‘s remarkably lackluster number one hit “Give It To Me“? It’s okay if you don’t! The song was far from memorable in the grand scheme of the pop music universe, and there’s […]
Anyone who’s anyone watched the MTV Video Music Awards, but if you somehow missed it for some inane reason, I’m here to tell you the important information you need to know. First off, Mother Monster destroyed her competition and silenced the haters with an epic, career-defining […]
What the FUCK, Justin Timberlake? How are you gonna release the video for “Tunnel Vision”, my favorite song on your LONG-ASS album, while I’m all locked in a closet for a week? That’s some dumb shit, because you KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles has been bowing […]
ITEM – I will buy every product the Kraft company sells if they keep using Anderson Davis’ bod to shill dressing and mac & cheese! I’ll even buy 1000 Island and I think that tastes like dirty dick. That group of crusty hos known as One […]
The music video for Justin Timberlake‘s “Suit & Tie” premiered today! Considering we’ve already written about the song—and grown to love it even more since then—we thought it’d be super lame to just post the new clip and call it a night… So, uh, here’s […]
ITEM – Have you ever heard the one about how, back in the 70s, singer Rod Stewart reportedly partied with a bunch of sailors and sucked all their cocks. He was said to have then overdosed on cum and had to have his stomach pumped. […]
Celebrity Skin meets Everything Butt meets Who Would You Rather! We caught this GIF wall a while back on World of Wonder, and it’s truly a crime that we’ve taken so long to share it with you. Feel free to punish us later. With your […]
Ugh, who cares…make out! For those of you not in the know, singer/actor Justin Timberlake and actor Ryan Gosling got their start together on The Mickey Mouse Club. Check out this pic of them, along with fellow Mouseketeers Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Man, how […]
ITEM – Let me level with you. Brad Pitt has never done it for me. I think he’s kinda….and I hate this word…meh. The only time I ever thought he was remotely “hot” was in Se7en (yes, that’s how it’s actually spelled, non-film nerds). And […]
