Fucking Boulangerié Knowles! I’ve been trying to get you guys to care about Bright Light Bright Light for over a year now. Then, she goes and makes some bullshit post about his “DICK”, and it gets twice the amount of traffic than any piece I’ve […]
Tag: Ke$ha
Ke$ha’s Into Furries
I type “into” as opposed to “cavorts with” because there’s one particularly disturbing shot of her getting her breasts gripped by one. Kinky! Pop ragamuffin Ke$ha has a new video for her song “C’mon” and it’s wall-to-wall furries. Why does she have to destroy every […]
Aural Fixation: If will.i.am Wins, We’re Canceling This.
This isn’t an empty accusation. If will.i.am wins today’s round of Aural Fixation, we are going to cancel this feature. We could forgive you for voting for Cazwell and LMFAO. We’re still recovering from that time you voted for Chris Brown‘s “Wet The Bed”, a […]
Weekly Top Ten Wild Card: Call It A Comeback?
Thanks to a cameo by a certain “living legend”, Rihanna will undoubtedly return to our Weekly Top Ten countdown with her kinky single “S&M”. So why did she ever leave? We’re not entirely sure, but it’s nice to see her getting a second chance after […]
Aural Only: Britney Spears
Has anyone else noticed the recent animosity between Britney Spears and Lady Gaga fans? They’re basically at war with one another, with each group going out of their way to sling mud and tear down the opposition. These people make it seem like you can’t […]
Aural Only: Ke$ha
You asked for it, and we’re finally caving in! We’ve had several requests to add Ke$ha‘s “Blow” to our Weekly Top Ten countdown within the past couple of weeks, and we threw them on the back burner for two simple reasons—a) the official video hasn’t […]
Gleek Out: Blame It On The Alcohol
Spoiler alert! Here’s an alphabetical list of things we learned from Glee‘s latest episode. Alcohol is bad for you. Bisexuality happens when you’re drunk. Dads should learn about butt sex, so they can educate their gay sons about it. And last but not least, Ke$ha […]
Aural Only: Neon Hitch
You may have heard the name “Neon Hitch” thrown around on the internet. And you’ll be hearing it a lot more pretty soon, provided her latest single “Get Over U” gets the attention it deserves. The track was co-written with Sia Furler, the Australian singer-songwriter […]
Aural Only: Dev
You may know Dev as the “voice” behind Far East Movement‘s hit single “Like A G6”, a song affectionately referred to in our office as “Like A Cheese Stick”. Her infectious single “Booty Bounce” was sampled by the group, thereby making us intrigued enough to […]
Wild Card: The Island of Misfit Songs
Isn’t the holiday season all about second chances? We’re just making that up. Because Love Actually taught us that the holiday season can be about whatever you pretend it’s about. Either way, this week’s Wild Card round brings back ten old favorites, all competing for […]