Kim Kardashian and Lil Nas X sprinkled cash among the masses for Christmas. For the rapper’s effort, he told fans to tweet various things before randomly blessing select ones with money via CashApp. Walking Dead actor Daniel Newman decided to gift his followers with a little something […]
There’s this horrible video for Kanye West’s track “Bound 2”. It’s this cheesy mess with Yeezus dick-slapping at his topless bride Kim Kardashian on a motorcycle. It’s all sorts of bad and ripe for a parody. Luckily, successful film actors have way more time than […]
Damn you, Kim Kardashian! Is there ANY player in the NFL that you haven’t tainted with your dag-nasty, Snuffleupagus ass?!? Every time I find a PAPABALLS (NEVA4GET) pro ball player to highlight here in “Locker Room,” I inevitably find pics of him with you! Does […]
It is REALLY, REALLY hard for me to post even briefly about Reggie Bush for “The Locker Room.” Do I think he’s hot? Oh yes. Do I think his beefy muscle bod is extremely enticing? Very much so. Do I think his 1000-watt grin and […]
Not sure if he qualifies as a “model” or not, but that bulge is certainly getting our attention. Kris Humphries is the NBA player who was married to odious whore Kim Kardashian for about five seconds in a stunt marriage. He’s obviously trying to branch […]
ITEM – Unlike my gentle yet steadfast co-blogger Dewitt, I can love the mess out of a cheesy pop ditty. So Jennifer Lopez’s new track (“Dance Again”) is the slice of asiago that I was looking for. This is Jennifer’s “I’ve split with my husband […]
PR guru Jonathan Cheban has the dubious honor of being Kim Kardashian’s best friend. Poor bastard. You will probably see Cheban on the regular more often. He’s got his own reality show on E! (Spin Crowd) and he was flour-bombed in NYC yesterday by a […]
Ugh, who cares…make out! For those of you not in the know, singer/actor Justin Timberlake and actor Ryan Gosling got their start together on The Mickey Mouse Club. Check out this pic of them, along with fellow Mouseketeers Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Man, how […]
A friend of mine knows of my Kardashian loathing (those twats are worse than hydrangeas), so he sent me this piece of rad. The Kardashians don’t have enough bags of money, so they got Sears to let them design a line of fug clothing. I’m […]
Don’t call Louis Virtel that “T” word. He turned twenty-five last month, and this is what he had to say about that development: “In the gay world this means I’m graduating from twink to nameless embarrassment”. He has a tendency to say funny, self-deprecating things […]
