Not sure if he qualifies as a “model” or not, but that bulge is certainly getting our attention. Kris Humphries is the NBA player who was married to odious whore Kim Kardashian for about five seconds in a stunt marriage. He’s obviously trying to branch […]
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Would You Hit That?: Jonathan Cheban
PR guru Jonathan Cheban has the dubious honor of being Kim Kardashian’s best friend. Poor bastard. You will probably see Cheban on the regular more often. He’s got his own reality show on E! (Spin Crowd) and he was flour-bombed in NYC yesterday by a […]
Who Would You Rather?: Kardashian Men
For reals, I DESPISE the Kardashians. So why am I still blogging about? It’s simple – Rob Kardashian has a big fat ass that I want to shove my face in and tongue til’ he screams. Dancing With The Stars hasn’t had a big beefy booty […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Justin Timberlake And Ryan Gosling Were Badass Bitches
Ugh, who cares…make out! For those of you not in the know, singer/actor Justin Timberlake and actor Ryan Gosling got their start together on The Mickey Mouse Club. Check out this pic of them, along with fellow Mouseketeers Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Man, how […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Christopher Meloni Is Breaking Our Hearts
ITEM – Christopher Meloni is a HOT PIECE OF ASS. And Law & Order: Special Victims Unit is one of my all-time favorite television shows. It’s on SVU that I get to learn about the disgusting, murderous, perverted things people do to each other in […]