As you may recall from last week's post on America's Next Top Model, I was pretty thrilled about the top two for this cycle. We all knew Nicole would be a frontrunner, so I believe my
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ANTM’s Story Is About Awkwardness & Determination
In last night's episode of America's Next Top Model, the girls partook in a hip-hop hula contest. With her cheerleading past, Erin assumed she'd dominate, but Laura's booty drop had her beat. Nicole was awkward beyond belief, and Miss J. Alexander had a field day making […]
ANTM Dips It Low
Last night's episode of America's Next Top Model began with the usual foolishness. "Alright, girls! Let's jump off a cliff into the ocean. But you have to look fierce while doing it." The winner of the challenge (duh, Nicole) got more frames for her photo-shoot. […]
ANTM Does Blackface
You may not be watching America’s Next Top Model, but last night’s episode definitely left us with something to talk about. The remaining six models were “transformed” to portray individuals with biracial identities. Long story short, most of the models were asked to perform in […]
ANTM Could Use A Math Lesson
What did you miss on last night's episode of America's Next Top Model? Well, Kim Kardashian stopped by as a guest judge, proving that socialites with sex-tapes know all about the modeling world. Tyra Banks took liberties with the English language by creating the world […]
ANTM Is Carrying Weapons
How much did I love last night’s episode of America’s Next Top Model? It was like everything I could ever dream for–my favorite model rocked that shit, the bitchy entitled chick got sent home and a samurai-themed photo shoot that didn’t look like it was […]
ANTM Questions Whether Verbs Are What You Do
On last night's episode of America's Next Top Model, the contestants participated in the ever-so-important Tyra Banks photo-shoot. They also tackled one another while running around a Walmart, which included a hilarious intro by Nigel Barker's wife Cristen Chin (who would obviously never be caught […]
ANTM Walks It Out
Thankfully, last night's episode of America's Next Top Model was nowhere near as irritating as
Last Night’s ANTM Made Me Want To Smass
How much do I love to hate Tyra Banks? Last night's episode of America's Next Top Model provided plenty of opportunities to do so, particularly thanks to Tyra coining the word "smise". It's intended to be an abbreviation of her popular "smile with your eyes" […]