The phrase “washboard abs” is one of the least sexy ways to describe one of the sexier parts of the male body. Like, “Hey man, you’re so hot that all of a sudden I’m thinking about people in olden times doing their laundry! Want to […]
Is there a single unattractive man in the city of Madrid? I mean, I know that there must be, because every city is primarily full of ugly people, but I feel like Madrid might be the exception? At the very least, I think the ratio […]
There are any number of ways to stay warm on a cold December day. Hot chocolate is one. Scarves and gloves are also effective. But my preferred method is to find a warm, fuzzy, 98 degree man to cuddle against. Preferably a tall and beardy […]
Readers, I think I have found my dream man. He’s 29 years old, in awesome shape, with a big dick to boot, and he’s not at all ashamed to get to the point. His name is hotbtm4domtop, and I might have to file the paperwork […]
My knowledge of Brazilian Portuguese is limited to maybe ten words at the most, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that NinoSC2 here is super duper hot. He’s got a great body and a winning smile, and he looks really solid […]
Sometimes I’m a little confused when guys say that they’re looking to chill. Because that could mean they want to hang out and have a couple of beers or whatever, or it could mean that they just want to do the nasty and they’re just […]
Young stud Seamus O’Reilly has sure been busy this year. We’ve seen him get fisted by corrections officer Dean Brody in Club Inferno Dungeon‘s Long Arm of the Law, we’ve seen him get gangbanged and pissed on at Bound In Public, and we’ve seen his more […]
I confess I’m not totally up to date on every well-endowed twink in Europe, so forgive me for just now discovering David Montenegro at Fuckermate. This nineteen-year old lives in Barcelona and according to his official bio on the site, “he may look like a […]
So let’s say you’re in a dark room with porn Adonis Darius Ferdynand, and for some reason, there’s also a swing in the room — not like a playground swing, but the round kind that probably has a name that trapeze people use. There’s also […]
Tom Long is a 28-year old Irish guy who just made his debut on Hard Brit Lads. He’s got a couple of tattoos, but the main thing to look at here is his big uncut dick. It’s a really nice dick! And while I don’t […]
