Toilets aren't sexy. Well, most people don't think they are. So why have I seen so many pictures of guys posing near (or on) a toilet bowl? If you're trying to attract someone who wants you to poop on them, then you're headed in the […]
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I Fucked Your Meme Last Night
Okay, so maybe I didn't fuck the Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza meme, but it's so good that I wish I could. This is literally one of the best things I've ever seen, and I want to send a gift basket of dildos to the genius […]
Random Question: What’s Your Preferred Masturbation Location?
When you're all naked in the shower getting clean, do you ever entertain some of your dirty thoughts? Or do you prefer to be sitting behind closed doors jerking to porn on your computer? Much like