A guy sticks his dick in a hole. More specifically, he sticks his dick through the hole where you’re supposed to put your face, in a painting of a man and a woman captured in the stocks. He’s got a nice mushroom head and a […]
Today, I learned that turtles have gigantic penises. This apparently isn’t a huge secret. Their dicks are half the length of their entire bodies, and sometimes they like to just flop around and show ’em off. Crazy, right? What’s even crazier (or more embarrassing) is […]
Bless the kind soul who dreamt to commission The Humplex to make this illustration! I mean, Cam Gigandet getting jerked off by a pair of magic gloves? We can totally get behind that fantasy. Especially after finally seeing that buck-naked Famous Amos scene from Burlesque. […]
Michael Showalter is that goofy motherfucker who’s most famous for MTV’s The State and the cult classic Wet Hot American Summer. He serves as one-third of the sketch trio Stella, along with fellow comedians David Wain and Michael Ian Black. You may remember the latter […]
Armed with a cucumber and a large tub of vaseline, a young man explores his attraction to vegetables. He strokes his dick gently as every inch slides into his eager yet poorly-lubed (Vaseline? Seriously?) hole. And it’s the perfect equation for another round of Caption […]
A man rests on the ground, bike shorts pulled down just enough to showcase his porcelain rump. The front wheel of his bicycle is parked between his ass crack, as a stranger looks on from the sidelines. What’s going on here? We have no idea. […]
When four football players take a break from practice to engage in a homoerotic love train, it’s pretty inevitable that the picture will wind up in our Caption This series. We could totally see this pose in a gay porn flick! Only in that case, […]
An edible short skirt created for an erotic Project Runway competition? A butt so incredible that it can balance dozens of carrots on it? We’re not exactly sure what’s the story behind this picture, but we have faith that you’ll come up with a pretty […]
A beefy young lad pops a squat in the buff, covers his junk with his left hand and gives himself a buzz with an electric hair trimmer. Exactly what’s going on in this picture? That’s for you to decide! Welcome to this week’s edition of […]
In what we can only assume is a costume for an “Anything But Clothes” party, a couple of tanned college boys pose together in matching duct tape shorts. We sincerely hope there’s another layer under there, for the sake of their penises (and all the […]
