To answer a question like the one posed in this headline, we must first decide what constitutes the “best” dick. Is it bigger? Is it longer? Is it uncut? Does it hang above a pair of round, lickable balls that would feel quite lovely smacking […]
Do I even need to explain what’s going on here? A man in a Santa suit pulls out a long, uncut cock and presents it to a red-haired woman on her knees. Instead of sucking on that magnificent piece of meat, she opts for stuffing […]
For all the jokes I make about Bel Ami models being almost indistinguishable from one another, there are a few performers on their roster who truly stand out when they’re not thrown into an unnecessarily large bareback orgy with anywhere from 4 to 79 twinks moaning […]
We had a ton of fun this past weekend with our “Monster Cock” edition of Who Would You Rather, so why not continue to ride that wave by forcing you to choose between even more delicious pieces of man meat? While this round’s only between […]
For those of you who were wondering, I absolutely love the shape of Liev‘s dick. There’s a very decent chance I’ve said this before somewhere between his July 2011 debut and his schlong’s nomination for president, so my deepest apologies if I’m repeating myself. You […]
