The good news is that I had a wonderful time traveling in New York City for The Hookies. The bad news is, I’ve been a complete mess as a blogger, since in my old age, I am now incapable of partying until 4am and springing […]
Trans man Aydian Dowling has been making the internet rounds on BuzzFeed and beyond, after recreating a somewhat-famous nude shot of Adam Levine for the latest issue of FTM Magazine. In my opinion, Dowling actually looked better than Levine (though I certainly wouldn’t mind having […]
Screw what you’ve read anywhere else! The comedy of the year is, without a doubt, the trailer for Unmentionable Entertainment‘s holiday blockbuster A Very Merry Bareback Christmas. I’ve watched this 1:24 minute masterpiece at least 10,000 times since the press release hit my inbox, and […]
Last night, I had the pleasure of telling Mr. Devin Totter in person that he topped this year’s list of the best gay porn threesomes. We were both attending the annual Manhunt holiday party, and since I was trying to drink enough beer to have […]
Today’s edition of The Cock Buffet features nine hungry bottoms with smooth or shaved holes. Despite myths I have a tendency to perpetuate with posts like this or this, I’m actually quite fond of guys with no fur between their cheeks! In fact, it makes […]
You might have guessed that’s a line from the latest Lucas Entertainment e-mail blast. The scene in question finds the studio’s new exclusive model Brent Alex having “gay bareback sex” with Lucas Knight and fellow exclusive Taye Knight. I’ve copied and pasted the press release […]
“This is a meeting that requires all parties present so they can sign on the dotted line. Michael Lucas is in charge of the proceedings, followed by Lucas Knight, FX Rios, and Alexander Greene. Once everyone has signed, it’s time to consummate the deal, and […]
We’re two days into our Seven Days of Loads celebration, and if you’re just joining us now, there’s no reason you can’t join in a day late (as long as you cum twice tonight to make up for it). The basic gist is that I’ve […]
With thirty-nine clips, thirty-nine different studios and over seventy performers, I’d be shocked if anyone could escape this week’s edition of The Cock Buffet without busting a nut. We kick things off with Tommy Defendi and Ray Han, then close it all out with the […]
There was going to be a solid, consistent holiday theme on today’s edition of The Cock Buffet, until I remembered how much I fucking loathe Christmas porn (except for this one). Instead, you’re getting a vaguely-related seasonal title and Woody Fox‘s dick with a pretty […]
