Now that soccer player Lance Parker is officially out of the way on The Ten, fuzzy male model Almog Gabay has snatched the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment“. Last week’s hopeful (but now hopeless) challengers Xavier, Joshua Michael Brickman, Tyler Benson and Terrance […]
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Nico Tortorella Takes A Bubble Bath, Remains Adorable In Brand New Photo Shoot
So what if his character on The Following is a fantastically disturbing psychopath? Nico Tortorella is a beautiful man who cuddles with puppies, takes bubble baths and has a smile that could melt your pants off. While the actor’s latest photo shoot for Visual Tales […]
Please Sit On My Dick & Swerve Your Hips Around ‘Til You Cum Violently, Andy Cohen.
Every now and then I realize that Andy Cohen‘s the perfect combination of muscle and doughy goodness, and I feel the need to express my desire to motorboat his butt cheeks, run my fingers through his luscious salt and pepper locks and spoon him all […]
Matt Damon In A Speedo.
The first trailer for HBO’s Behind The Candelabra was released on Sunday, and here’s everything you need to know about director Steven Soderbergh‘s Liberace biopic—Matt Damon wears a translucent white speedo and steps out of a pool at some point. You are welcome to ignore […]
Celebrity Skin: Sisqó Lets You See His Dong
Mark Althavean Andrews, the flamboyant R&B singer better known as Sisqó, has finally unleashed his dragon for the entire world to see. So, uh, exactly how deep is his love for you? We’d estimate somewhere around seven to eight inches, although it’s difficult to tell […]
The Ten: Lance Parker Is The Sexiest Man of The Moment
With just one week left on The Ten, soccer player Lance Parker has edged past previous champions Fabrício Ternes and Will Grant to become today’s “Sexiest Man of Moment“. Can he keep up his momentum and go out with a bang for his final round? […]
Separated At Birth: Fraternity X Cum Dump & Peter Dinklage on Game of Thrones
Winter is cumming. And by “winter”, I mean a group of horny frat boys who like filming their bareback sexcapades and posting them on the internet… It just dawned on me the other day that Morgan, the star of Fraternity X‘s “Cum Dump” and “Hot […]
Dreaming of Channing: An Erotic Love Story
George Clooney‘s butthole is pulsating wildly. The 51 year-old actor is sitting in his Los Angeles mansion, and out of nowhere he hears a soft but urgent whisper—“Chaaaaaaanning! Oh, Channing!” He looks over to the left. He looks over to the right. Oops! There goes […]
Zac Efron Remains Handsome & Dapper As Fuck In Flaunt Magazine
Zac Efron is one of few male celebrities I’d write about whether he’s naked or clothed. Much like Justin Timberlake, he’s graduated from the school of “pretty” to the prestigious university known as “dapper as fuck”. I stand by my statement that I would gladly “stretch […]
Watch Hugh Jackman In A New Trailer For The Wolverine
The Wolverine is a film about Hugh Jackman starving himself to look like this, growing a beard, running around shirtless and hitting people in the face. There are likely some other plot points involved, but is anyone under the delusion that the actual plot matters? […]