In case you were not aware, the apocalyptic comedy This Is The End was extremely homoerotic. Both friends and readers alike had written to me about the film’s various plot devices, and I thought they were bullshitting me until I heard the same things from […]
Tag: Male Celebrities
The Ten: Ginger Sex God Seth Fornea Lasts On Top For Four Weeks
May the records show that Seth Fornea has impressive staying power. Since taking the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment” on August 22, the ginger sex god has dominated The Ten for four consecutive weeks, beating out Wentworth Miller, Chris Salvatore, Tom Hardy and Sean […]
Celebrity Skin: Charlie Hunnam’s Butt
Charlie Hunnam needs to show his dick in the upcoming film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. We have seen his butt so many times that we’ve practically finger-fucked it by now, so he’s not going to get our butts into a theater seat unless […]
The Ten: Seth Fornea Tops Everyone With His Thick, Ginger Dick
Let’s pause for a moment to imagine Seth Fornea lining up Wentworth Miller, Donnie Dean, Chris Salvatore and Sean Cody model Randy, then stuffing each of them one by one with his thick, ginger shaft in a way that’s very reminiscent of this gay porn scene. It’s a […]
BREAKING NEWS: Jean Dujardin Is Still Hot
You’ve seen his bare ass. You’ve seen him in a gay sex scene. Now, it’s time to feast your eyes on Jean Dujardin as you’ve never seen him before… Or, well, maybe it’s just time to look at more shirtless pictures of Jean Dujardin, immerse […]
The Ten: Oh No! Randy & His Yeti Butt Are Coming After Ginger Sex God Seth Fornea.
It’s a good week for any new contestants on The Ten! Previous champions Kayne Lawton and Serge Henir are being retired from the countdown, making extra room for two additions to the top five. This development also bodes well for Chris Salvatore and Sean Cody model Randy, […]
Celebrity Skin: Liev Schreiber’s Ass
Liev Schreiber‘s body is insane right now. The 45 year-old actor dropped a few pounds and tightened things up for his role on Showtime’s Ray Donovan, and it’s weird to acknowledge this is the same man whose “hot fat ass” I raved about last year… […]
Celebrity Skin: Alexander Skarsgård’s Dick
SPOILER ALERT! The sixth season of True Blood was such a sack of shit, you shouldn’t even bother worrying about spoilers. Just stop watching altogether. At this point, the show has done more than merely jump the shark, and it’s currently spinning out of control […]
The Ten: How Did Chris Salvatore Not Win This?
I’m about to start drafting up conspiracy theories that someone’s rigging The Ten in favor of Kayne Lawton, Chris Bailey and Serge Henir. The trio has dominated our countdown of the “Sexiest Men of The Moment” for four weeks in a row, and it’s highly […]
It’s Time To Look At Ryan Gosling’s Bulge!
In case you missed the link at the end of our Popular Demand roundup, there’s a deleted scene from last year’s The Place Beyond the Pines in which Ryan Gosling strips down and gives us a decent glimpse at his bulge. I’ve trimmed out all […]