You might recognize 28 year-old actor Emile Hirsch from his roles in Milk, Lords of Dogtown, The Girl Next Door and Into The Wild. There’s also, of course, the very real possibility that you’re cinematically challenged, and you’ve never seen him before in your whole […]
Everyone is so busy talking about Robin Thicke‘s big dick and how “Blurred Lines” is the 2013 Song of Summer and, blah, blah, blah, something else about sexism and objectification. (I actually take that last part seriously, lest you were worried I was being dismissive.) […]
I’ve been aware that Mark Duplass existed since the 2009 film Humpday, but I never fully developed a crush on him until I saw him playing opposite of Aubrey Plaza and Jake Johnson in last year’s Safety Not Guaranteed. He played a weirdo who thought […]
Justin Bieber has a new fragrance out (his third), and it’s called “The Key”. Here’s the ad: SO, what we’re getting here – aside from a preview of his new single “Heartbreaker” – is that the “The Key”, itself, is what; his hotel room key? […]
I will never get tired of writing about Ryan Kwanten‘s butt. Fresh off his tent-pitching scene with True Blood newcomer Rob Kazinsky, the dumb but lovable Jason Stackhouse blessed us with one of his hottest sex scenes in the entire series’ run. Please take note […]
Marlon Wayans has a small (but very charming) role in the new Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy cop flick The Heat. Logically, this inspired me to dig up some old stills of his butt in the 1998 film Senseless. While these might be fifteen years […]
This feels sort of excessive when you’ve already seen his butt earlier in the week, but is anyone really going to complain about Joe Manganiello taking off his shirt and talking about his muscles? Nope! There is no such person in existence who would complain […]
Confession! I skipped the season six premiere of True Blood, because my desire to watch the greatest human being in existence (Danushka from Food Network Star) took precedence over my desire to find out who got naked on that formerly-good show about vampires, werewolves, witches, […]
“Are you cumming?” That’s what hot gay DICK slut Ricky Martin just asked me on his new song “Cum With Me” (also known as the Global Anthem of My Pussy & ALL The Dick-Starved Holes In The World). All I gotta say to this sexy-ass […]
Tyler Labine isn’t your typical Hollywood hunk, but he’s a big teddy bear type who’s popular within certain corners of the gay community. I tortured myself a few months ago by sitting through a few episodes of Animal Practice, and beyond the monkey and Betsy […]
