The entire plot of True Blood basically revolves around finding excuses to get Ryan Kwanten naked, so it might be hard to get it up for these butt shots from the 2012 film Not Suitable For Children. I discovered this bit of celebrity nudity while […]
Tag: Male Celebrities
Move Over & Let Me Hop On Adam Levine’s DICK!
These thirsty bitches better close their ass lips and sit their ratchet asses down, because I’m calling first dibs on Adam Levine‘s DICK! Some thing he’s in called Maroon 5 released a thing called “Love Somebody”, but ain’t nobody got time for that! Who can […]
An Open Letter To Kyle Bornheimer
Dear Kyle Bornheimer, We need to sit down and have a talk. You are an adorable man who makes me excited in the pants-zone, and I would very much like to stick my penis in your mouth and wiggle it around a little bit. You […]
You Have A Big Gay Crush On Benedict Cumberbatch (Whether You Know It Or Not)
If you don’t already know Benedict Cumberbatch from the top notch BBC series Sherlock or the forthcoming Star Trek film or, if you’ve got a quick eye, the trailer to the star-studded film version of Tracey Letts’ Pulitzer prize winning play August: Osage County, then […]
Celebrity Skin: Richard Madden’s Butt
You know Richard Madden as Robb Stark on HBO’s hit series Games of Thrones. If you’re still catching up on the books or the last few episodes, here’s a HUGE, game-changing spoiler for you—Robb Stark has a butt. And it happens to be a rather […]
Celebrity Skin: Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s Butt
Yes, the same Aaron Taylor Johnson from Kick-Ass. It turns out that he happens to have an ass, and if we were to make a list of things we’d like to do to it, “kicking” wouldn’t be anywhere near the top. Smacking it might be […]
Adam Driver Is Insane & I Think I Might Be Head Over Heels, Balls-Deep In Love With Him?
Adam Driver plays Lena Dunham‘s mentally unstable and oddly attractive love interest on the HBO series Girls. But you already knew that! What you might not know, however, is that he’s kind of crazy in real life. The 29 year-old actor posed in a shoot […]
Would You Hit That?: Idris Elba
Idris Elba pretty much has an open invitation to stick his dick in me whenever he wants. I will lick his balls, sit on his face and take him in every position imaginable (especially this one), all whilst grabbing onto his muscular round ass, pushing […]
The Ten: Evan Wadle Is Back On Top
Though it took him eight weeks to get there, Evan Wadle has finally reclaimed the top spot on The Ten! Will he be able to hold onto the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment” for another round? Absolutely not! Much as it pains us […]
Henry Cavill’s Chest Is The Most Exciting Thing About The New “Man of Steel” Trailer.
Am I the only one who’s lost all patience for superhero movie trailers? The official trailer for Man of Steel came out yesterday, and I couldn’t give two flying fucks about the overly sincere plot or the fancy action sequences. (It’s a bird! It’s a […]