Bless the kind soul who dreamt to commission The Humplex to make this illustration! I mean, Cam Gigandet getting jerked off by a pair of magic gloves? We can totally get behind that fantasy. Especially after finally seeing that buck-naked Famous Amos scene from Burlesque. […]
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The Ten: Nick McGough Cock-Slapped Everyone
Do you hear that sound? That was Nick McGough putting his big fat dick to work, as he thwacks his fellow competitors on The Ten. For the third week in a row, the dancer, actor and model claimed the top spot on our weekly countdown […]
Thomas Jane’s Dick? Yes Please.
“I’m a textbook average guy. Im 5′10″, I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the-middle-exactly-average dick.” This is a direct quote from Thomas Jane, the […]
Stuff Straight People Like: Skateboarding
Unless you believe those pesky gay rumors, Zac Efron is a straight person. These are some pictures of Zac Efron riding on a skateboard. Now, we weren’t math majors or anything, but we’re certainly capable of putting two and two together! Using our expert logic, […]
Celebrity Skin: Justin Long
Once upon a time, I rented the romantic comedy Going The Distance for my parents, not realizing that it was packed with jokes about dry humping and phone sex. I also wasn’t aware that Justin Long‘s butt would play such a prominent role in the […]
Celebrity Skin: Jake Gyllenhaal
The entire marketing campaign for Love & Other Drugs revolved around Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway promising a whole lot of gratuitous nudity. Consequently, the internet exploded when an alleged dick picture of Gyllenhaal made the rounds. Was it actually his penis? Or just some […]
Why Is Maroon 5’s Adam Levine Naked?
The obvious response to the title of this post–“Does it matter?” Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine stripped down for the latest issue of Cosmopolitan in a shoot for Everyman. The campaign focuses on checking your testicles, as the organization’s main goal is to fight against […]
Obligatory Post About Ashton Kutcher’s Butt
Does Ashton Kutcher ever wear clothes in any of his films? It seems like all of Mr. Demi Moore‘s recent projects include a bit of gratuitous skin, and the latest flick No Strings Attached is no exception! The red band trailer features a decent amount […]
James Franco Is A Cover Girl
Why is James Franco the coolest straight man in the world? Aside from playing gay poet and activist Allen Ginsberg in Howl, the actor will be appearing on the cover of “transversal style” magazine Candy. Yes, that lovely lady in the picture above is none […]
Jon Hamm Has A Huge Penis
A while back, we posted a picture of Mad Men‘s Jon Hamm whipping out a huge piece of uncut meat. Although it was obviously a fake, it might not have been too far from the truth! Judging from a few pictures posted on OMG Blog, […]