Here’s a list of things I would do with (allegedly) straight Marine Eli, if his stripper girlfriend who encouraged him to do gay porn for Spunk Worthy didn’t mind me playing with his thick, “French cut” dick: • State calmly and firmly that I am […]
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It Happened On Manhunt: A Date With My Cornhole Bud
It’s never a good thing if you can fling your entire sack into his hole. However, this rule doesn’t apply in the world of cornhole. The point of the game, which has become increasingly popular at bars across the country, is to pitch small bean […]
It Happened On Manhunt: The 3-Way With An NFL Player
What beefy NFL football star had a threesome with a hot marine and a hungry tag-team bottom while visiting Philadelphia? For today’s installment of It Happened On Manhunt, we’ll be exploring this blind item in detail, courtesy of a story submitted by one of our […]
Marine Accused Of Beating Up A Priest!
Sexy marine/model Jasen Bruce was arrested for attacking and beating an elderly Greek orthodox priest! At first the marine claimed he thought the man was a terrorist, and now he is using the gay-panic defense. How typical! What makes this even more interesting is that […]
Is This What Straight Guys Do When We’re Not Looking?
When you woke up this morning, were you looking forward to watching a straight marine dance around to the Vengaboys' "Boom Boom Boom Boom!!" in nothing but a tuxedo thong? Well, you're in luck! Thanks to Tres Fab Sweetie, we were lucky enough to witness such […]