Whether you call it choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, or buffing the banana, there’s nothing hotter than seeing a gorgeous guy rub one out during some private time. Presenting the hottest real-life masturbation scenes in cinema right here. These hot pictures are just a sampler of the sausage party. […]
Bless the kind soul who dreamt to commission The Humplex to make this illustration! I mean, Cam Gigandet getting jerked off by a pair of magic gloves? We can totally get behind that fantasy. Especially after finally seeing that buck-naked Famous Amos scene from Burlesque. […]
We’re not sure what’s more surprising–the fact that Big Brother has produced more reality show sluts than VH1’s Flavor of Love, or the fact that the show’s still remains vaguely relevant after all these years. Either way, another one of the show’s stars has been […]
How did One Life To Live make up for killing their gay storyline? Duh, by turning their entire show into a hardcore gay porno! The latest episode featured three muscular hunks dropping their towels and fucking in the middle of the gym’s steam room. Just […]
How do you even begin to describe Johnny Donovan? He’s the kind of guy you’d expect to see walking around a Home Depot, wearing spackle-stained jeans and a t-shirt that’s two sizes too big. You wouldn’t look at him and think that he has a […]
It seems impossible to find an unattractive man named “Etienne“. Perhaps I just haven’t been looking hard enough? Or maybe it’s just because I’ve always had a particular fondness for men who bear the name, which originated after my experiences with a horny French twink […]
Despite what you may think about Manhunt headquarters, we simply don’t wave around our dicks and jerk off in the middle of the office. Hell, we don’t even jerk off in the darkest corners of the office! It didn’t even occur to us that people […]
Sorry to burst any bubbles, but porn star Chris Noth. I mean, let's be honest–I'd rock a pair of Manolo Blahnik heels (from last season) for the opportunity to be sandwiched between those two! But I digress. And get a boner while doing so. Now […]
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