Bentley Race sent us over this promo content showing off James Nowak. I’m annoyed that he lives in Australia. Look at this body. Look at his ass. Look at his dick. And that face. Grrr. WOOF. James, I think I love you. I hope you […]
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Active Duty’s Craig Cameron Is Probably Not 25, But Who Cares
All we care about is that he’s legal. My only issue with Active Duty’s latest active Craig Cameron is when he tells the interviewer that he’s 25. Um…I’m not feeling that. But that in no way affects how fucking hot he is, and how hot […]
Brysen Is Beautiful And Jerking Off For Sean Cody
Never wanted to be a hand so much in my life. Meet Brysen. He’s Sean Cody’s latest find. This is a solo vid, but I’m sure it will be no time before he’s either bent over and getting his ass stuffed with cock, or doing […]
American Muscle Hunks: How Many Objects Can Zak Bishop Stuff Up His Butt?
That’s a trick question. It’s all of them! Zak Bishop’s a new look for American Muscle Hunks. He’s a different sort of muscle. (But they’re definitely on a jerk-off kick. Hi Johnny V.!) Secretly, I think they recruited him for his bubble butt, and its […]
Let’s Watch Johnny V Jerk Off
Dude needs to bust a nut. I could watch American Muscle Hunks’ cocky bastard Johnny V do just about anything. Put up wallpaper. Mow the lawn. Do his taxes. Beat off with a sex toy. I’d much rather watch him do that last one, though. […]
It Turns Out That “Joanne The Scammer” Is Hot And Has Done Solo Stuff
My current obsession is Internet character and self-described “messy bitch,” Joanne The Scammer. She’s a bewigged ne’er-do-well and human performance art piece lampooning racial divisions and consumer culture. She thrills me to NO end. So how excited was I then when I found out that […]
Trent’s A Peeping Tom In A Onesie
I want that onesie. I already have the binoculars. Trent is just hanging out at home in his cute onesie, when he starts feeling horny. So he starts using his binoculars to see what he can see out of his window. Something out there catches […]
In Big Ole’ Dick News: Meet Bentley Race’s Jay Mercer
Aussie man locator Bentley Race was in Texas, and met up with piece of ass Jay Mercer. It was Jay’s first time submitting to the gay porn gaze, and hopefully we’re going to see a lot more from him. We’re definitely going to see his […]
American Muscle Hunks: In The Shower With Rex Cameron
Can you do my back? This is one of those POV scenes where YOU are the camera, and it’s YOU feeling up Rex Cameron’s body as he sexes himself up in the shower. The dudes over at American Muscle Hunks have discovered a new flavor […]
Sean Cody: What DOESN’T Turn Vincent On?
The answer: very little. My only issue (and it’s tiny) with Sean Cody’s stunning new find Vincent is that he claims he’s into hairy chests and that he’s so hairy himself that he’s a “mini-bear.” Nice. I’m on board, and ready to feel my dick […]