David Beckham had to jack his dick to photos of an 80s rugby champ to satisfy the initiation for Manchester United. Hazing is a beautiful thing. This Thanksgiving we went around the table and said that for which we were thankful. My brother mentioned his […]
I’m of two minds on Davey Wavey. I understand those who feel he’s a little irritating. Cuz’ he is. But I also can’t knock his hustle or his progress in the gym. And I particularly like when he films these “Straight Guys…” clips. It’s where […]
I spelled “skater boy” in that fashion in tribute to Avril Lavigne. Do you think those skater types are fucksy? (fucksy©) They’re usually younger, their pants are sagging, they land those moves that terrify pedestrians, and you know they have sweaty balls. That would make […]
He’s fucking hot. He’s got a smirky smile, a tight ass, and a big, throbbing cock. And the guy can make you cum so hard that you forget things like your name and how to drive. But people call him by a name different than […]
Dustin Zito is the former Fratpad resident best known for his stint on MTV’s The Real World, where he derpily denied working as a buttslut despite the recorded evidence. Things continue to be shady in Dustin’s life, as he was busted on sexual battery charges […]
Let’s just declare Tumblr as the greatest accomplishment in technology since remote control vibrating buttplugs! (Those really made jury duty interesting.) This dude’s pics are all over Tumblr right now and holy hell, they’re hypnotic. How often do the EYES get your attention as much […]
So, it’s like four hundred degrees out right now and here I am, sitting in my office trying to unstick my balls from the side of my leg without drawing too much attention. I would so much rather be naked on a beach somewhere. Like […]
There’s something kind of comforting about Euro twinks. Perpetually horny, with long, skinny limbs and long, thick dicks, they remind me of all the Johan Paulik photos that I used to spank it to back in the late nineties, when my dial-up couldn’t really handle […]
Our Manhunt Tumblr is a FANTASTICAL resource. The ever-growing micro-blogging site is well-suited for today’s zipzamzow speed of light datastream culture. You know what our Manhunt Tumblr is perfect for, right? Porn. Porn and jacking off to porn. Dirty pics, GIFs, and vids. You can […]
Here’s Hugo Lacoste interfering with himself in his kitchen for Men of Montreal. I’ve been to Montreal before. Where the hell was he? Because that’s a nice big cock, and it just trumped “poutine” as a reason to visit. Speaking of mastubation, where do you […]
