Jacob Hansen hasn’t been pulling his weight around the house, and roommate Max Carter isn’t about to let the boy slide one more time. So, when Hansen strolls cavalierly into the kitchen while Carter is doing the dude’s dishes and playfully sprays him with water……. […]
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Helix Studios’ “Lifeguards” Ends With A Booty Wave
Summer’s officially over. Shed a tear in the sand, “Lifeguards” has come to an end. Helix Studios’s already legendary “twinks fucking on the beach” series has wowed me with the gorgeous production values and the overall gorgeousness of the “lifeguards” involved. This series was kind […]
Calvin Banks’ Ass Finally Gets Fucked For Helix Studios In “Spit & Sit”
It’s about time! Calvin Banks has supposedly never been fucked on camera for Helix Studios. He’s definitely fucked a plethora of smooth-assed, young-faced fellow twinks in a variety of scenes, but he’s never gotten dicked in a scene. Well, there’s a first time for everything. […]
Twink Time: Helix Studios’ “Lifeguards” Is On The Way
Twinkwatch If twinks and twunks (as if my eyes weren’t already about to roll out of my skull from the word “twinks,” someone made up “twunks”) are your thing, prepare to have your swimsuit blow off by the YouTube trailer for Helix Studios’ Lifeguards: Summer […]
HELP! I Got Hazed By Practically Naked Frat Boys & Now I Think I Am Gay.
I don’t really know where to start with my story. There isn’t really a gay bone in my body. I’m a guy’s guy who likes drinking beer, watching football, driving around in my pick-up truck and going to movies with explosions, fart jokes and chicks […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Cocky Boys
Although it’s rare that we ever dedicate an entire gay porn roundup to one studio, we’re willing to make exceptions for a site as consistently good as Cocky Boys. Over time, I’ve come to appreciate that the performers on Cocky Boys are like one big, […]
I Don’t Understand Why Andrew Christian Didn’t Invite My Penis To Their Glow-In-The-Dark Make Out Party.
It has recently come to my attention that underwear brand Andrew Christian threw a glow-in-the-dark make out party, and they neglected to send an invitation to my penis. This doesn’t make any sense! Manhunt sponsored this aforementioned party, and you would think they’d want to have […]
The New Andrew Christian Video Is Very Hot, But…
We need to talk about the musical selections in Andrew Christian‘s videos. While I certainly have nothing against Noa Tylo‘s subtly-titled 2007 single “Let’s Do It“, it doesn’t quite fit the sensual tone of the underwear brand’s latest clip “Kiss”. Now, keep in mind I’m […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Seven Days of Loads (Part Six)
If your balls are starting to get exhausted from all these Seven Days of Loads updates, I have good news for you—a) We’re one post away from the grand finale, b) Your balls can handle a few more wank sessions, and c) Tonight’s installment of […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Seven Days of Loads (Part One)
From now until this Friday, you’re going to bust a nut every single night. This isn’t a request. This isn’t a prediction. It’s a demand. I don’t care if you do it alone or do it with company. I don’t care if you do it […]