In case you were not aware, the apocalyptic comedy This Is The End was extremely homoerotic. Both friends and readers alike had written to me about the film’s various plot devices, and I thought they were bullshitting me until I heard the same things from […]
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SPOILER ALERT: “This Is The End” Is Extremely, Unbelievably Homoerotic
Holy scrotum! I’m still sort of reeling from the e-mail I just received about the new apocalyptic flick This Is The End. It’s not considerably surprising to hear that the film is super, super gay—James Franco is involved after all—but I didn’t think they’d take […]
Who The Hell Won: Week of 1/30/12
Well, the New England Patriots sure didn’t. Judging by these pics, however, anyone watching Saturday Night Live this weekend did. DAMN, CHANNING TATUM! Everytime I ask myself how someone with a gay porn name, a face like a slab of hamsteak, and no discernible acting […]
Top Or Bottom: Michael Cera
It’s amazing what being famous can do for a person. If I saw actor Michael Cera anywhere other than on my television or at the local cinema, I’d assume an Amber Alert was on. Whether it’s ironic or he’s trying to butch it up, no. […]
Would You Hit That?: Michael Cera
I’ve come to accept that Michael Cera will perpetually look like a thirteen year-old lesbian. And yet I’d still jump at the opportunity to hop in the sack with him. Oh, don’t look at me like it’s creepy! He was born in freakin’ 1988, which […]
Secret Sex: Jack Black And Michael Cera
So who are we ashamed about wanting to sleep with this week? In honor of Year One, today we have a double dose of Jack Black and Michael Cera. The prospect of seeing these two running around in loin cloths unfortunately isn’t enough for us […]
Two of My Favorite Things
In a new photoshoot for GQ, actor Paul Rudd hangs out with some adorable puppies. He also dyes them the same color as Britney‘s new that fake Paul Rudd nude. – Dewitt Photo credit: Martin Schoeller For another photo of Rudd from the shoot, follow the […]