ITEM – Prince Harry is in our country, and that’s why you’re getting random erections that don’t seem to have any cause! Once his fiery ass (undoubtedly with ginger-furred buttcrack) lands on our shores, EVERYONE gets juicy! His presence turns your pre-cum tap to ON! […]
There's been plenty of here. He spent a large portion of his speech discussing the concept of a "just war", and I'm curious to hear your thoughts on that idea… – Dewitt To watch Obama's acceptance speech, follow the JUMP:
Michelle Obama was on a recent episode of Sesame Street and helped some kids plant vegetable seeds. Apparently someone really loved the episode and decided to write a song about it… and why not make a kick ass YouTube video while they're at it?! It's […]
I don't know about you, but I think Tracy Morgan is fucking hilarious. Nearly every one of his lines on 30 Rock cracks me up, to the point that I often forget that there's a difference between him and his character Tracy Jordan. The real […]
Though many of our previous Drawn To You features have been primarily concerned with the male form, we thought we'd take a week or two to steer away from borderline animated-porn. Adam Osgood is a Milwaukee-based designer and illustrator whose playful style caught us by […]
We're not exactly sure why a painting of Barack and Michelle Obama nakedly riding a unicorn exists. With that said, it provided us with a hearty chuckle this morning. We were going to write about that whole beer pong. – Dewitt Photo credit: Dan Lacey […]
Photographer Bill Wilson had an interesting exchange with First Lady Michelle Obama, in which she showed her support for repealing the Defense of Marriage Act. Blogger Michael Petrelis posted their dialogue. Michelle apparently agreed that we need to get rid of DOMA and promised that […]
Months ago, we heard that Wanda Sykes would be providing entertainment at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, and now there's video footage. She may not have been able to talk about detachable pussies, but Sykes did pretty damn well while keeping it clean. I […]
Michelle Obama is referring to… – Andy
The Obamas were kicking it with the Queen of England yesterday when a seemingly innocent touch to the Queen's back by Michelle Obama started a mini (and pointless) controversy. This isn't the first time someone has gotten in trouble for touching the Queen. In 1992 […]
