You probably woke up this morning to the amusing news that gay clothing retailer (seriously, you’ve been to one of their stores, right?) Abercrombie & Fitch released a statement saying that they want Jersey Shore’s The Situation to STOP wearing their shit on the show. […]
Tag: Mike Sorrentino
The Guys of Jersey Shore Get Their Queer On
You may have heard that the boys of Jersey Shore were “tricked” into posing for the cover of The Village Voice‘s annual queer issue. As if that weren’t enough, the magazine also includes an article by Tony Phillips entitled “The Guido Ideal”, in which the […]
David Wright & The Situation Get Kinky Wit’ It
New York Mets player David Wright probably isn't too fond of being hit by things, but that didn't stop him from swinging his bat at Jersey Shore cast member Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. No, he wasn't angry at the reality television star for using all of […]
Secret Sex: The Jersey Shore Boys
As terrible as Jersey Shore may be, I really can't deny it any longer–I'd do every one of the male cast members. Yes, you read that correctly. All of them, including Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio, Ronald "Ronnie" Ortiz-Magro and Vinny Guadagnino (who […]
Who Would You Rather?: Jersey Shore Edition
Look, I'm not going to pretend I'm better than you just because I don't watch Jersey Shore, but there's a pretty high chance that I am. Just kidding! If you want to watch trashy "reality" television, then that's your prerogative. Who am I to say […]
Popular Demand: Porn Twins & Caption This
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