Nine quarters on a dick. That's the premise of today's caption-worthy image, and there's not much more to it. According to my calculations, this guy's packing a little over 8.5 inches. You'll have to click through for the uncensored version. If you're not too busy […]
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Simon Cowell Quits American Idol
Your mother may have told you that winners never quit and quitters never win, but she obviously wasn't able to see Simon Cowell's future. Rumors that the acid-tongued and brutally honest American Idol judge would be jumping off ship have been circulating for quite some […]
Exclusive Gangbang Interview With Malachi Marx
Retired RandyBlue porn star Malachi Marx has returned for the finale of his two-part interview. In case you missed it or have already forgotten, the
Have You Ever: Paid For An Escort?
There’s obviously a stigma around paying for sex. People assume that all men who shell out cash for ass are old, insecure, closeted or just plain ugly. But if you ever chat with someone who’s worked as an escort, you’ll quickly realize that it’s really […]
Caption This: Sock and Balls, Part Two
As we promised this morning, here's our second edition of Caption This. Last time we as innovative as Lady Gaga's! – Dewitt To check out the uncensored photo, follow the JUMP: