Did I mention “MMMOOOAAAANNNNNN?” Morning wood is no joke. After verifying it has nothing to do with piss, you need to stick it in something before work. Your cock thumping the underside of your desk all day will disturb the rest of the wage slaves […]
Good morning, Instagram stud, Arik Kuper. This one is a real wonder because I cannot find ANYTHING out about him, other than that shelf-like ass and the fact that all his friends seem to be equally muscly and gorgeous. Soak this in: You […]
Good morning, FratPad masturbator Dustin Zito. You’re so pretty. I don’t know what goes on over at FratPad these days. Maybe we should look into that. You can follow Dustin on twitter and instagram, but there’s waaayyy less of this kinda stuff there. […]
Good morning, Alan H. Rivera. You’re yet another foxy dude who doesn’t seem to have any real job, or even be a professional model, but who looks beautiful on the internet and who got that sweet, thick-lookin’ dick! Maybe it’s time for a trip to […]
Good morning, Julian Jiamachello, who has actually been a Morning Wood post once before. But I didn’t have all these gifs back then! Watch Julian bend and stretch and pose and tease: I dunno how he gets by with so little body fat, […]
Good morning, Ryan Ferguson. Today’s Morning Wood comes with an amazing story from last year of a guy wrongly convicted of murder and then becoming super hot once he was out. You can read the whole story and see more pics over over at Wicked […]
Good morning, beardy musclefucker. I don’t know your actual name, although I suspect that this is your London escort ad, so I’m gonna call you Samuel for lack of a better option. But damn, daddy. With shoulders and arms like that, I’ll be glad to […]
Good morning, Olimpio Alves, you furry, Brazilian bastard. Even though I could find his facebook and instagram (and I think his LinkedIn) I can’t for the life of me sort out what this guy does, other than be muscly and hot. Which is a job. […]
Good morning, Bel Ami beauty, Hoyt Kogan. These are some throwback pics and a quick video, but I’m on a Bel Ami tear this week and I can’t get enough smooth skinned, pouty lipped youths (and big uncut dicks), for some reason. So here we […]
Good morning, glorious uncircumcised penis. It’s Friday, and that thing is veiny and epic and amazing. And that tattoo looks suscpiously familiar, but I can’t place it: Do you know who this magnificent member belongs to? Good morning! – tyler
