Why don’t we get some waffles after you finish riding my cock, brah? Have I committed enough SEO? You know how there’s porn where the dudes are playing like they’re jocks but you can tell they’ve never thrown any kind of sportsball in their lives? […]
Also there’s something about motorcycles. You guys have heard me complain about scene descriptions before and this one is… I dunno. But it’s like Peter Le is so fucking hot, he could have written up something like “I was watching the Little Mermaid and […]
I’ve been trying to tell you guys that soap operas only hire hot people. Who cares if they can act or not, we’re trying to moisten genitals here! That’s Mr. Redaric Williams. He’s on CBS’ The Young and the Restless, causing drama with that sickening […]
Immediately after typing the title of this post, we realized it could easily be misread as “Have You Ever: Not Made It To The Bathroom”. In case you’re worried, we promise today’s entry tackles a much sexier topic. So let’s cut right to it! Have […]
When I imagine a man named Brody, I envision a beefy gym rat who could probably bench press the shit out of me. That doesn't seem to be the case with Brody Frost. While I don't mean to underestimate his physical strength, I'm under the […]
Shortly after discovering that you can use the internet to find porn, my next greatest discovery was COLT Studio Group model Pete Kuzak. Next to
