In case you were not aware, the apocalyptic comedy This Is The End was extremely homoerotic. Both friends and readers alike had written to me about the film’s various plot devices, and I thought they were bullshitting me until I heard the same things from […]
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Finally, the Trailer for “Diana”
As the headline above suggests, here’s the trailer for the new biopic, Diana, starring Naomi Watts: Isn’t it exciting? I mean, this one, it’s got everything: big budget sets, hair, cars, paparazzi montages, jewels, servants, titles, stern men in suits, shopping… And frankly, how long […]
Should Tyler Hoechlin Be The Next Batman?
Didn’t Bruce Wayne just wrap up his super-heroing career by faking his death and going to dine al fresco with Anne Hathaway in Italy? Teen Wolf’s Tyler Hoechlin is reportedly in line to be the next Batman. They’re already rebooting? SOMEONE WRITE SOMETHING ORIGINAL. And […]
Here’s The Teaser For “Tom”, aka “The Tom Of Finland Movie”
TOM’s synopsis describes famed gay erotica artist Tom of Finland as “by day, a talented advertising artist and a pianist, by night a genius creator of erotic drawings.” Man, that’s the superhero flick we’ve needed for a very long time! Below is the teaser trailer […]
Watch Hugh Jackman In A New Trailer For The Wolverine
The Wolverine is a film about Hugh Jackman starving himself to look like this, growing a beard, running around shirtless and hitting people in the face. There are likely some other plot points involved, but is anyone under the delusion that the actual plot matters? […]
“Shakespeare Did NOT Have Cumshots!”
The Eating Out series is like the gay equivalent of American Pie—crude, mindless and utterly immature. Luckily, they’re able to get away with being terrible, because all four of the films are basically softcore gay porn. For real, guys! You don’t watch these for the […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Ashton Kutcher To Make 2 1/2 Men Even Worse
ITEM – As if I needed an excuse NOT to start watching a show that I would NEVER watch. Ashton Kutcher has been announced as the official replacement for decaying loon Charlie Sheen on CBS’ cash cow comedy Two And A Half Men. Ashton is […]
Speaking of Chris Evans: The Captain America Trailer
With nearly three-quarters of the votes, Chris Evans is thoroughly dominating Chris Pine in our Who Would You Rather poll. This gives us a perfect excuse to post the first official trailer for Captain America: The First Avenger. Why? Because it essentially revolves around Chris […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Eagle Edition
We know some of you may be confused right now. When we say The Eagle , we’re not referring to one of many leather/cruise bars in Boston, Los Angeles, New York or Washington DC. It’s actually a new movie that opened last weekend, which stars […]
Would You Hit That?: Christian Bale
Did you catch the Golden Globes this past weekend? I’m not usually one to watch fancy-pants award shows, but it was playing at my local bar after the (dreadful) Patriots vs. Jets game. Thankfully, being in the right place at the right time paid off, […]