Upon getting a glance of Jake Steel in Hot Property, we know exactly what you were thinking. This kid is the next Meryl Streep! He made getting fucked by Landon Conrad look fun and effortless, delivering an Oscar-worthy performance that made us laugh, cry and […]
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Who Would You Rather?: Green Hornet Edition
For a brief moment, we considered placing Seth Rogen against Ryan Reynolds for today’s edition of Who Would You Rather. Get the connection? It’d be The Green Hornet versus The Green Lantern! Alas, that wouldn’t be much of a competition. While Rogen possessed a certain […]
Celebrity Skin: Jake Gyllenhaal
The entire marketing campaign for Love & Other Drugs revolved around Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway promising a whole lot of gratuitous nudity. Consequently, the internet exploded when an alleged dick picture of Gyllenhaal made the rounds. Was it actually his penis? Or just some […]
Obligatory Post About Ashton Kutcher’s Butt
Does Ashton Kutcher ever wear clothes in any of his films? It seems like all of Mr. Demi Moore‘s recent projects include a bit of gratuitous skin, and the latest flick No Strings Attached is no exception! The red band trailer features a decent amount […]
Celebrity Skin: Kyle Bornheimer
Sure, Kyle Bornheimer isn’t your typical Hollywood hunk. It may even be questionable whether one could call him “famous”. He’s primarily known for playing the role of Sam Briggs on the short-lived comedy Worst Week, in which he spent a decent portion of his onscreen […]
Would You Hit That?: Alan Cumming
Alan Cumming is so hot right now! On the small screen, he’s making waves with the CBS hit drama The Good Wife. And let’s not forget his roles in two of the season’s most talked about movies–Burlesque and The Tempest. He’s living proof that openly […]
Aural Only: Cher
Holy crap, holy crap! Bust out your naked bodysuits and sequin-covered dildos, because Cher is back in the motherfucking house. Did you hear that sound? It was this sixty-four year-old diva simultaneously snatching the wigs from the heads of Britney Spears, Madonna and Lady Gaga. […]
Who Would You Rather?: Due Date Edition
There’s an obvious winner in today’s edition of Who Would You Rather, but don’t let that discourage you from voting! Buddy comedy Due Date will hit theaters this weekend, and the major players are none other than Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis. Between these […]
Lady Gaga and Lady Elton: The Duet!
EW reports that Lady Gaga and Elton John have collaborated on a track together called “Hello, Hello” for an upcoming animated flick, Gnomeo & Juliet. The film concerns two lawn gnomes (voiced by James McAvoy and Emily Blunt) that fall in love, and hits theaters […]
Who Would You Rather?: Bruce Banner Edition
I’ve written on numerous occasions about my absurd boner-crush on actor Mark Ruffalo, so you can imagine I was pretty excited to hear that he’d be playing the Bruce Banner (aka The Incredible Hunk) in the upcoming film The Avengers. As if that weren’t awesome […]