Sterek hive rise up! Polish your fangs and brush off your ships because Teen Wolf, the hit MTV show that aired between 2011 and 2017, will return for a movie in 2022! After sharing throwbacks from the show all week, Tyler Posey, who stars in the […]
Dustin Zito is the former Fratpad resident best known for his stint on MTV’s The Real World, where he derpily denied working as a buttslut despite the recorded evidence. Things continue to be shady in Dustin’s life, as he was busted on sexual battery charges […]
Let’s all thank the gay dude who is in power over at MTV. A recent episode of The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes once again had the male contestants wiggling into speedos, oiling up their bodies, and sliding on each other. You can almost forgive […]
They still play this shit? When MTV’s current season of The Real World is over, they farm the cast members out to participate in brutal athletic challenges in foreign lands. It sounds like some sort of human trafficking but it’s not, it’s just cable. One […]
Tyler Posey is the main furry on MTV’s Teen Wolf, the show that delights us all by making the male characters go shirtless all the time. Good – we can never have enough objectification of hot guys. Besides being an actor and pin-up boy, Posey […]
The only thing worth paying attention to at last night’s MTV Video Music Awards was Beyonce’s belly, and that’s because rarely has there been a showier way of telling the world you got knocked up. Besides egomaniacal stunts like that to break up the boredom, […]
In useless remake news, MTV is premiering their new Teen Wolf series tonight. Unlike a lot of other people, I found the original to be dumb and boring despite Michael J. Fox‘s charisma. Plus, the werewolves looked more like sheep dogs than wolves. Oh, and […]
ITEM – Christopher Meloni is a HOT PIECE OF ASS. And Law & Order: Special Victims Unit is one of my all-time favorite television shows. It’s on SVU that I get to learn about the disgusting, murderous, perverted things people do to each other in […]
Nice bodies, but looking a little rough up top. Too many pints down the pub combined with a tanning bed addiction! Jersey Shore wasn’t enough reason to pull the plug on humanity, so MTV decided to really push it by giving a show to their […]
ITEM – Alex Pettyfer is the Miss Manners of beej etiquette. In the latest issue of VMAN magazine, the I Am Number Four actor reveals that he has a tattoo right above his junk that reads “thank you.” His reasoning? “In case I forget to […]
