The tongue just seems like overkill. There’s no shortage of weird shit you can put on your penis or put your penis inside of or penis-shaped things you can put inside of you available on the internet, as I’m sure all of you already […]
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Tag: Muppets
Caption This: Tickle Me
In today’s highly unsettling round of Caption This, we bring you a picture of Elmo staring directly into a hairy butthole. It comes from a series of images by kinky exhibitionist and adult performer Sean Storm. We discovered them thanks (?) to Sissydude, and now […]
Who The Hell Won: Week Of 2/20/12
How about them Oscars? Sheesh. When your most exciting moment is a near-death actress striking a ridiculous leg pose, it’s time to re-evaluate your approach. Ugh, so much wrong. Very little right. Billy Crystal in blackface. Go lay down. At least we got to look […]
When Trashy Pop Urchins Look Like Muppets: Ke$ha
While debating the revolutionary artwork that is her new single, “Sleazy,” we realized that the messcake known as Ke$ha looks frighteningly like the little-known Muppet known as Grundgetta. Grundgetta is Oscar the Grouch’s long-lost girlfriend and Ke$ha is jacking her look. Hopefully, Grundgetta isn’t releasing […]
You Asked For It, Pervs!
Want to have your entire childhood ruined in a period of one minute and eighteen seconds? Then we have a video for you! Last week we