The five animated GIF images in this post are absolutely hypnotic. Seriously, I think I just wasted ten minutes (or more) watching Bay and Sinclair in GIF-form, which doesn’t make all that much sense since the trailer for this scene was somewhat lackluster and mechanical. […]
Tag: muscle jocks
Oral Only: Bruiser Blows Jackson Gunn
Remember beefy muscle jock Bruiser? The bodybuilder and former military man met his kindred spirit, Jackson Gunn, the night before they filmed together. According to legend—or their scene description on The Guy Site—Bruiser announced to everyone around them, “Tomorrow I have to suck this guys […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Horny Cowboys
Honestly, is there anyone who isn’t a sucker for a hot guy in a cowboy hat? I know some of you genuine country boys might roll your eyes at the sight of Johnny Rapid playing dress-up in MEN.COM‘s new series “Going West“, but let’s not […]
What Would You Do?: I’m Inviting A Few Friends Over To Gangbang Christian Cayden
“I like to be told what to do. I’m pretty much a submissive little slut.” That was the line that sold me on Christian Cayden, a Next Door Male newcomer who proves he’s a man of his word by riding a big dildo and cumming […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Spencer & Abe Are The Hottest Pairing In The History of Gay Porn Ever!!!!!!!
I did not think Sean Cody could do better than the hairy ass of Randy this week! They have proven me, Dewitt’s Dick, wrong by bringing back Spencer to get fucked again. My head exploded so many times when he lost his virginity to a […]
Fuck The Payne Away.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! Payne is the latest meathead neanderthal-type to strip down for Chaos Men, and his huge thighs and muscle butt have inspired me to reference Peaches in a way that might not make very much sense, but makes for good wordplay […]
Four Play: “Wiggle It For Me, Bitch! Tell Me You Want It.”
Those Fraternity X boys are such charmers, aren’t they? The gay porn “reality” site’s latest gangbang is a battle of the cock-hungry bottoms, when hungry pussy boy Will stumbles out of his room and casually bends over the bench press. Shawn is midway through a blowjob […]
The Ten: How Did Seth Fornea Not Win This?
Oh, fuck this shit! I’m over The Ten. Maybe it’s hypocritical that I wasn’t making similar complaints when Hudson and his beer can dick ruled the countdown for seven consecutive weeks, but you know things are rigged when both Seth Fornea and Chris Salvatore can’t […]
Quickie: Randy’s Thick Uncut Cock & Surprisingly Hairy Yeti Butt
“Yeti butt” should not be confused with “cub butt“, a term heavily associated with Canadian gay porn wonder Marko Lebeau. The former refers to an unpredictable excess of fur on an otherwise smooth and clean-cut muscle jock, while the latter takes that concept and adds […]
Drawn To You: Gaysome!
Well, isn’t this great? It’s a Drawn To You post that isn’t about fathers fucking their own sons. The Spanish webcomic Gaysome! might have a few corny moments here and there, but it’s packed with spot-on observations about gay hook-up culture, dating, relationships, sexuality and […]