Julian Serrano, after seeing you pop your muscular ass in Andrew Christian undies, I would say that it’s of the utmost importance that you enter my ridiculous twerking contest. Your gluteal abilities are well-suited for the song “Bubble Butt”, and while I hate to sound […]
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Teen WOOF.
Teen Wolf is back for another season on MTV. The premiere raised a very important question; can I use “no pedo” like frat boys use “no homo”? It’s a new school year and, apparently, A LOT happened over summer break that we need to be […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Everybody Wins When Aidan & Daniel Are Bottoming
There’s no poll on today’s round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, because both scenes are so good that you wouldn’t be able to choose. Beyond that, you’ve probably had enough of casting votes with “Who’s The Top?” and “iPhone Wars: The Redemption Round“. We don’t want to […]
Everything Butt: Caleb Strong
Caleb Strong is, hands down, an early candidate for 2013’s Butthole of The Year award. The muscular, tattooed Randy Blue performer was recently exposed to the best bottoming experience of his life with Austin Wolf—who, by no strange coincidence, won the 2013 International Escort Award […]
Aiden, The New Fratmen Model, Is Not A Real Person (Or He’s From Another Planet)
The new Fratmen model was obviously sent to us as a gift from some undiscovered sex planet, where the men are so beautiful that they cause spontaneous ejaculation. His face looks like it should be plastered on the bags of some preppy clothing store in […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Gregg
We couldn’t tell you the exact measurements, but it’s safe to say that Gregg has a long cock. This straight, mountain-climbing enthusiast provides a nice contrast to Sean Cody‘s Hudson, whose thick rod gained him a three-week (going on four) run as the number one […]
Oh, You Better GET That Good Dick, Brody Wilder!
Ooh, honey, don’t even get me STARTED on Brody Wilder! That boy could get it in the worst way, the best way and some other way between both those other ways. Lucky for us horny motherfuckers, he’s getting it HARD in the new Falcon Studios […]
10 Reasons Why Joining Broke Straight Boys Is Vital To Your Existence As A Human Being
You might think you are leading a normal, healthy life. However, we regret to inform you that you are not living to your full potential, unless a membership to Broke Straight Boys is part of that equation. We were told at our last prostate examination […]
Everything Butt: Andrew
Andrew is destined for bottoming greatness, if Corbin Fisher can convince him to give up his beefy jock ass on camera. Just take a moment to imagine someone as hung as Chandler spreading those thick cheeks and slipping into his fuzzy hole. Imagine the combined […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: James Huntsman Is Here To Fuck You Now.
Oh hey! Your mouth and ass look awfully empty right now. Would you mind if James Huntsman popped in and stuffed his big dick deep inside of you? He told me that he has a crush on you, and he wants to fuck you until […]