Chase is straight out of the Bulldog Pit, and he’s horny. He’s probably horny because he got a glimpse of his naked body in the mirror and became boned over his own hotness. Chase takes off all his clothes, greases his palm, then goes to […]
Tag: muscle
Vinnie Stefano And New Titan Exclusive Lorenzo Flexx Enjoy Dallas Steele’s Hospitality
I’m pissed because the last vacation home I rented didn’t come complete with dick. Jesse Jackman and Bruce Beckham barely had time to clean up after their anniversary fuckfest before Vinnie Stefano and Titan Men’s new exclusive Lorenzo Flexx arrived for their stay at Dallas […]
How Can Someone Who’s Only 18 Be THIS Hot?
Seriously. This doesn’t seem ok. I only came across Lorenzo Joseph by accident, but I signed up for a Gay Hoopla account tonight just because of him. These gifs were all the sales pitch I needed: I’m still totally floored that this […]
Morning Wood: May 10, 2016
Good morning, beardy musclefucker. I don’t know your actual name, although I suspect that this is your London escort ad, so I’m gonna call you Samuel for lack of a better option. But damn, daddy. With shoulders and arms like that, I’ll be glad to […]
In Which I Fetishize Joey D’s Sexual Prowess To An Almost Uncomfortable Point
And you all just lay there and take it. So, first things first – I’ve talked about American Muscle Hunks several times in the last little bit here, and you should know I’m gonna keep doing it. There was this one back last year […]
#AssWednesday
On a Friday. Smh. Smh. Smh. Yes! We’ve had even further technical debacles this week! As several of you pointed out and I’m sure many more of you noticed and decided never to come back, Manhunt Daily got hacked and google decided to post […]
Hugh Hunter + Dolf Dietrich are the Very Definition of American Muscle Hunks
Plus also they fuck like they got nothin to prove. And now in stark contrast to that earlier post with all the suits and story lines, we jump to American Muscle Hunks‘ Manhole: Part 2. Now, I will confess to not having seen Manhole: Part 1 […]
Akira Jyn Can Paint Whatever TF He Wants
Although there’s no actual paint cans on this set, so he’s gonna have to use hot jizz. Oh, Next Door Ebony. Wtf are we gonna do with you. It’s literally Black History Month and you’re just straight up casting white dudes now. I don’t know […]
Eric Hagz Is Like A Bara Dream Come To Life
And his scene partner is NOT Batman. It’s a different Adam West. Turns out. I got an email about this scene yesterday and was instantly just going “omg omg omg omg click faster why is this taking so long wtf” when I opened the […]
Kyle Kash Gets “Initiated”
I’m just gonna say it. I’m in love with Kyle Kash. And also with Joey D’s Nipples. I want American Muscle Hunks to become the next Cockyboys. I want someone to throw money at that site until it’s as gorgeous and thoughtful as CB, […]